Why do women nag?

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Why do women nag and nag and nag?
Men don't do it, why do women?

My wife nags continuously, gives me lists of work to do around the house, I'm not even allowed to fart!

She have's nightmares about me enjoying myself this is strictly not allowed.

I've even known her to sit bolt upright in the middle of the night and say Have you put the bins out.

**** THE BINS!

Does any other poor guy have this problem?
 
I am not falling for this one.
I reckon your wife wrote the post posing as MORGANTHEMOON, looks like a sting operation to me.
 
I reckon you have a DEATH WISH, and your wife never reads this stuff!!

KP x x
 
My wife tells my that's not nagging, if I want to find out what nagging is then.............

At which point I usually give up.
 
kernowprickles said:
I reckon you have a DEATH WISH, and your wife never reads this stuff!!

KP x x
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No she never reads this and anyway who the hell's morganthemoon?

Mind you she's look daggers at me now while she's ironing.

"Get on with it and dont look at me like that" I bloody stood up to her.

OK, OK so I lied "yes darling I'll make the tea now" One lump or two!
 
Why don't you sort the bins out without having to be reminded? The trouble with men is that they never take responsibility for anything :angel:
 
Just for a change, here's one from me!!

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes
to a stop.

... Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and
check - you were driving."

'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of
malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I just said to them: 'I'm
Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow'.
 
kernowprickles said:
Just for a change, here's one from me!!

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes
to a stop.

... Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and
check - you were driving."

'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of
malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I just said to them: 'I'm
Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow'.
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Nice one prickles.
 
Just do what I do. Go out in the van for a paper / pint of milk whatever then come back 4 days later!!! You have a great time, maybe meet some of the wilding boys, she gets the house to herself where you cant make a mess and best of all no nagging!

My Mrs let me go all the way to Muckle Flugga once (61 Degrees North Shetlands). took me 4 days to get there!
 
Teffy said:
Why don't you sort the bins out without having to be reminded? The trouble with men is that they never take responsibility for anything :angel:
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Now you are doing it Teffy. nag nag.
 
Well if a man took it upon himself to do some work, then we wouldnt have to nag:rolleyes2:
 
Morganthemoon did you not go to school boy.

When God made Adam and Eve after he let them free on the earth he look at the instructions and saw he had forgot to insert the off button to Eve :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:
 
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