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As I was saying.One thing about good advice - it tends to be ignored.![]()
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As I was saying.One thing about good advice - it tends to be ignored.![]()
Is there a remote chance we could all get back to original thread and reframe from taking the Micheal ...![]()
Sorry David but I take slapstick extremely serious.This is something that I cannot deny annoys me on forums -and just about all forums .... someone posts a query or a perfectly sensible thread.
Someone else replies with an off-topic comment that is intended, I suppose, to be humorous and the whole thing denegrates into a pointless mass of posts and the OP wonders why the hell they bothered.
Maybe just my lack of appreciation for farce and slapstick?
My grandfather's advice on sex .Make sure it is the new-born baby's head you are stroking and not the mothers tit whilst she is breast feeding.
Never trim your pubes with a Wahl electric hair clipper.
Don't ask your partner to stab the 'jellyfish' to death with a pair of nail scissors.
Never put your penis into a specimen jar when giving a sperm sample.
Never pee into the dogs water bowl and forget to wash it.
Never try to keep up with Robmac, Stonedaddy or Wully when drinking.
If all of the above is followed to the letter you will avoid serious harm and may possibly see another birthday.
Do tellUnless your in Thailand.![]()