What age are you?

im just thick

size 11 feet,and you know what they say about big feet yip big socks to.:rolleyes2:
 
age

Im as old as my head and younger than my teeth..!!..(i think thats what my gran said)..either way im young at heart and that never grows old?..xx

I've got no teeth how old does that make me?

:lol-049:
 
In that case I'm twenty six, soluble in olive oil and available. But remember when you meet me I've already told you I've had a hard life!

I had a hard life this morning. Woke up and thought I was in a bell tent.:raofl::raofl::raofl: Then remembered my dream from the night. Loved the thigh length boots Jenny :rockroll::D:D
 
I had a hard life this morning. Woke up and thought I was in a bell tent.:raofl::raofl::raofl: Then remembered my dream from the night. Loved the thigh length boots Jenny :rockroll::D:D
Is that why they call you Donkey Richard?:lol-053:
 
Im as old as my head and younger than my teeth..!!..

The saying was;

As old os my tongue and older than my teeth.


As for my age, I receive a Pension therefore I'm a pensioner. :cool1:
 
Both of us got bus passes, so at least 60

Cheaper entrance to Cineworld (been doing that for last two years, my logic, if the kids increase their age to get the benefit's of drinking, we can do the same to get discounts)
 
As I'm always keen to tell enquirers, I was born when we had not only a King but a King-Emperor. Lord Mountbatten gave away the Indian Empire only 2 months after my birthday. Just 65, in other words, and growing old disgracefully!
 
i adopt the attitude that you are is as young as the female you feel :dance: so 31 ish
 
Young enough to do things but old enough to know better-----68+_11
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