The biggest single mistake of my childhood was when I was about 3 or 4 telling my mum I could unlock the toilet door on my own , I could just reach the keyhole and turn the key. From that day on I had to go on my own day or night winter or summer down the street around the back of the houses where it was pitch black carrying a paraffin storm lantern. I would sit there sh t scared when it was dark listening to others coming and going and make a dash for home when it went quiet.

All great character building stuff. I wouldn't swap a bit of it.