Use a "doggy poo" bag for toilet tissue !

my kids were taught to always mark the spot ,and we carried a supply of little paper flags for the purpose- French,German and Italian

Well if peeps need to know my trench at Stonehenge is by the 11th fence post from the gate that goes to the mounds at the Larkhill end about 9" in from the fence and it was 2' deep soz ran out of markers Mr B.
 
Trotting off into the bushes with yer shite shovel is not a problem. But a lot of good spots in Scotland are littered with piles of crap and bog roll by tenters who like to squat at the back of thier tent. Was disgusted the last time down Glen Etive.
 
Trotting off into the bushes with yer shite shovel is not a problem. But a lot of good spots in Scotland are littered with piles of crap and bog roll by tenters who like to squat at the back of thier tent. Was disgusted the last time down Glen Etive.

Went down Glen Orchy 3 weeks ago on route to lochinver. Disgusting to say the least, sh-t and toilet roll everywhere.
Nearly made me give up wild camping i was that disgusted.
Fortunately it was not the same once i was higher up the west coast, looks like anywhere within a couple of hours of a big city will be a problem.
 
To go back to the subject of the original post.

Perhaps we should be offering doggy-poo bags to those who crap outside to put their toilet tissue in. I think it is the sight of all that used loo roll that makes your nose wrinkle.
 
Not seen this tip anywhere so...
We use these bags both for used toilet tissue and for wet wipes.
It saves the tissues sticking inside the cassette AND saves them sticking in black waste grill when you empty.
Altogether a cleaner system.

not bothering reading all the rest of the posts,but we never ever have a problem with paper down the bog,whether it be proper motorhome paper or andrex,If it wasn't long sice the last time you had a good turnout when you come to empty the cassete,give it a shake on your way to wherever you are emptying it:dance:
 
I will get attacked as well then as I carry a folding shovel for emergencies. In my case I have to dig a big hole to get rid of a whole cassette worth of you know what. :)
Us too and being an ex maingater myself I have no trouble digging a suitable hole:cool:
 
To go back to the subject of the original post.

Perhaps we should be offering doggy-poo bags to those who crap outside to put their toilet tissue in. I think it is the sight of all that used loo roll that makes your nose wrinkle.

Exactly, burn or bag the paper then bin it. The sodden paper will hang about for months after the crap has washed away. It is the paper thats most noticable.
 
To go back to the subject of the original post.

Perhaps we should be offering doggy-poo bags to those who crap outside to put their toilet tissue in. I think it is the sight of all that used loo roll that makes your nose wrinkle.

I was talking to a friend in the pub earlier about this subject as he works in a recycling plant , he was pretty disgusted at what I told him was going on as most of those bags of crap or used crap paper if put into general waste bins will be heading into one of these plants to be sorted through by human hands, he said if people must do it dump it into dog poo bins as this is collected and sent straight to incineration plants.

as for the other subject of those equally disgusting people leaving excrement and used paper on the surface then quite frankly they need to be nicked and receive some real good fines the very least they could do is dig a hole and use it but at least it will eventually break down unlike if it's left laying around in plastic bags or
hung from tree branches as some see fit to do with their dog poo bags.
 
Exactly, burn or bag the paper then bin it. The sodden paper will hang about for months after the crap has washed away. It is the paper thats most noticable.

Paper is not a problem for us because we use the cheapest possible. I know what you mean though because in the past we used better quality loo roll and some of it was indestructible. ;)

The textured stuff was the worst and I have noticed when on a Temp Holiday Site, the tuggers love the stuff. They must have a thing about a soft wipe afterwards. :p If there was a nuclear explosion, the only things to survive would be Cockroaches and Andrex. :lol-049:
 
I learnt something today on my "enthusiastic" drive to work my porta loo rolled over and the contents from the sewage tank flowed freely everywhere :'( I think if there had had been some paper in it to clog it a bit and slow down the torrent things might not be so wet

Guess that's me scrubbing the carpets tonight!!!!!

So lessons learnt:

1. Don't forget to bungee the loo in next time! (Was only braking from 40 for a red light and that was fairly gentle)
2. Use loo paper to "plug the leaks"on the chance it falls over!
 
That's great if you have a nice MH with all the trimmings but a lot of self build wild campers have buckets and so makes it a little different I have a toilet but I am in the sh!t in a bag camp and then we burn it on the campfire or we put it in a nappy bucket and dispose of it as we did at Stonehenge we dug a deep trench and buried it..

I thought that jacket spud you made us tasted funny...............:scared:
 

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