Use a "doggy poo" bag for toilet tissue !

And there was me thinking it was bags of dog poo you were putting on the fire at Greywell :scared:

:lol-053:

At the end of the day its all just sh!t dog human its sh!t and it burns quite well. :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::nicethread::nicethread::lol-049::lol-049:
 
My mums parents put all the human doo doo on the garden funny how they lived to a ripe old age !
**** in a bag brigade me, and happy to pass on tips ;)
£7.50 for a site NO WAY :scared::scared::scared:
 
If I wanted to stay on a site, I'd have bought a caravan & saved a lot of money.

Plenty do use sites, when i was on Skye last month there were 14 motorhomes v 4 caravans. Lots of people use sites as i do, 2/3 days wilding then on site to use facilities.
As i said previously i would rather spend a few quid every few days than have to resort back to the dark ages ie. Sh!!!ng in bags etc but everyone to their own and i appreciate everyone is different and have different financial circumstances.
I know what my dear departed wife would have said if i had suggested sh!!!ing in bags etc, the second word would have been off lol !
Regarding saving money having a caravan, i sold a 4 x 4 and a caravan last year that more or less funded my motorhome.
 
Plenty do use sites, when i was on Skye last month there were 14 motorhomes v 4 caravans. Lots of people use sites as i do, 2/3 days wilding then on site to use facilities.
As i said previously i would rather spend a few quid every few days than have to resort back to the dark ages ie. Sh!!!ng in bags etc but everyone to their own and i appreciate everyone is different and have different financial circumstances.
I know what my dear departed wife would have said if i had suggested sh!!!ing in bags etc, the second word would have been off lol !
Regarding saving money having a caravan, i sold a 4 x 4 and a caravan last year that more or less funded my motorhome.

Why have something like your van & then stay on sites? Does it not have a shower & loo?
I can fully understand people with self builds and vans with less facilities staying on sites every few days, but when you are self-contained it seems a bit much just to empty the cassette.
We don't poo in bags. We poo in the loo, take showers in the shower, sleep in the bed etc. We don't need anything except to take on water & get rid of waste, hardly going back to the dark ages as we have a modern motor home, possibly not as posh as yours.

I do appreciate that it is each to his own but to us, many a site is like a housing estate on wheels.
 
Why have something like your van & then stay on sites? Does it not have a shower & loo?
I can fully understand people with self builds and vans with less facilities staying on sites every few days, but when you are self-contained it seems a bit much just to empty the cassette.
We don't poo in bags. We poo in the loo, take showers in the shower, sleep in the bed etc. We don't need anything except to take on water & get rid of waste, hardly going back to the dark ages as we have a modern motor home, possibly not as posh as yours.

I do appreciate that it is each to his own but to us, many a site is like a housing estate on wheels.


Totally agree with you regarding the sites that are like housing estates, i tend to use CL 's. I just find it much easier using a site every few days to replenish water and empty the loo.
I tend to travel on my own since my wife died last year and its sometimes nice to be on a site to have a conversation with a human being, my dogs vocabulary is pretty limited lol !

Ps. Your motorhome is probably way better than mine by the way.
 
my daughter works all week and likes to get away at the weekend,and her boyf likes to fish. she uses 10 quid a night sites in Wales and i'm beginning to see her point. no hassle,tranquil etc,no hookup,but a shower and toilet. she can walk off and leave the van without worry ,or sit outside with table and chairs and have a campfire. her nearest neighbour this time was over 100 feet away ! sounds ok !
 
my daughter works all week and likes to get away at the weekend,and her boyf likes to fish. she uses 10 quid a night sites in Wales and i'm beginning to see her point. no hassle,tranquil etc,no hookup,but a shower and toilet. she can walk off and leave the van without worry ,or sit outside with table and chairs and have a campfire. her nearest neighbour this time was over 100 feet away ! sounds ok !

Totally agree, at the lakes 2 weeks ago at small CL without hookup. Extremely tranquil, only one other motorhome and i felt safe leaving my pride and joy when i went out. Great owners who were fellow motorhomers so site was perfect with perfectly level hard standings, shower and toilet, £10.00 a night, £12.00 with hook up, well worth it.
 
At the end of the day its all just sh!t dog human its sh!t and it burns quite well. :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::nicethread::nicethread::lol-049::lol-049:

If you say it burns quite well I will take your word for it.:lol-053: Still don't fancy burning it, but like you say **** is ****, I've cleaned up after enough pets and shitty kids over they years so it's just **** off a shovel.:lol-053::lol-053::lol-053::sucks:
 
Totally agree, at the lakes 2 weeks ago at small CL without hookup. Extremely tranquil, only one other motorhome and i felt safe leaving my pride and joy when i went out. Great owners who were fellow motorhomers so site was perfect with perfectly level hard standings, shower and toilet, £10.00 a night, £12.00 with hook up, well worth it.
We use Lyndon Top at Rutland Water for the same reason, we don't need to book, no EHU, huge so you don't park next to anybody and you van is safe when you leave it, we are totally relaxed there for £7pn although there has been a strange smell since the WC Meet
 
We use Lyndon Top at Rutland Water for the same reason, we don't need to book, no EHU, huge so you don't park next to anybody and you van is safe when you leave it, we are totally relaxed there for £7pn although there has been a strange smell since the WC Meet

Oi cheeky monkey.
 
I wonder if I will get attacked by some members when I say that I have my trusty trowel. I use public conveniences when possible but otherwise head off into the bushes, away from a water source and dig a hole, cover it well and whats the problem. I have only been seriously inconvenienced once in 6 weeks and I only stayed 8 seperate nights on a camp site.
 
I wonder if I will get attacked by some members when I say that I have my trusty trowel. I use public conveniences when possible but otherwise head off into the bushes, away from a water source and dig a hole, cover it well and whats the problem. I have only been seriously inconvenienced once in 6 weeks and I only stayed 8 seperate nights on a camp site.

I will get attacked as well then as I carry a folding shovel for emergencies. In my case I have to dig a big hole to get rid of a whole cassette worth of you know what. :)
 
I wonder if I will get attacked by some members when I say that I have my trusty trowel. I use public conveniences when possible but otherwise head off into the bushes, away from a water source and dig a hole, cover it well and whats the problem. I have only been seriously inconvenienced once in 6 weeks and I only stayed 8 seperate nights on a camp site.
we travelled,a family of 6, with no loo or shower, so strip washes and crapping behind a bush was the norm,and we never did a campsite.great times !
 
I carry a folding shovel but I have never used it, I was told years ago there is some law in Spain about carrying a shovel but cannot find any info on it, perhaps kenspain can give some info even if it come with a weather report
 
we travelled,a family of 6, with no loo or shower, so strip washes and crapping behind a bush was the norm,and we never did a campsite.great times !

Unfortunately for us, we appear to have overnighted in close proximity to those bushes you crapped behind. :(

Can you supply a list of them to POI Admin, so that he can add them to Google Earth. He can use a turd symbol so we can recognise them.
 
If its a problem for you then for goodness sake don't go to France. Every stop you make that is near bushes etc will have little piles covered with tissue, and I'm sure its not dog poo. :giggle:
 
Unfortunately for us, we appear to have overnighted in close proximity to those bushes you crapped behind. :(

Can you supply a list of them to POI Admin, so that he can add them to Google Earth. He can use a turd symbol so we can recognise them.
my kids were taught to always mark the spot ,and we carried a supply of little paper flags for the purpose- French,German and Italian
 

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