To the 2 guys who tried to steal my MH last night

Wully said:
I rember being at my grans house when I was about 14 for Sunday dinner. I heard something or someone outside. I ran out and found this guy bent over our bikes that were kept in a wee cellar. I still had my fork in my hand. I jabbed him really hard up the erse wae that fork he nearly hit the roof he took of limping up the road. We later found out who he was and he had that limp for years.
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Must have been a pitchfork
 
Be careful handing out justice.

Just after we moved into our house ( early 80`s ) i used to get up for work at approx 03.30am every morning.

One morning whilst in the kitchen i heard a noise outside so i went out and caught 2 lads trying to break into the ajoining semi, i explained the error of their ways and gave them a good kicking, they staggered away very sore and i thought nothing more of it.

When i got home from work that evening the police were waiting, arrested me and took me in for questioning then realeased me pending further enquiries.

When our elderly neighbours whos house the scum had tried to break into found out they contacted the police immediately to try and sort it out and offered to pay for a solicitor if i needed one.

I later received an official caution and was warned if i took the law into my own hands again the punishment would not be as lenient.
 
Wooie1958 said:
Be careful handing out justice.

Just after we moved into our house ( early 80`s ) i used to get up for work at approx 03.30am every morning.

One morning whilst in the kitchen i heard a noise outside so i went out and caught 2 lads trying to break into the ajoining semi, i explained the error of their ways and gave them a good kicking, they staggered away very sore and i thought nothing more of it.

When i got home from work that evening the police were waiting, arrested me and took me in for questioning then realeased me pending further enquiries.

When our elderly neighbours whos house the scum had tried to break into found out they contacted the police immediately to try and sort it out and offered to pay for a solicitor if i needed one.

I later received an official caution and was warned if i took the law into my own hands again the punishment would not be as lenient.
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Never let them get away, I'm told they make good fertilizer.
 
Robmac said:
My daughters ex father in law disturbed 2 blokes trying to steal his ride on lawnmower. One of them came at him with a spade so he shot him with a 12 bore in the legs just missing his goolies.

No police action was taken.
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That's what I call affirmative action, bit of a shame he didn't hit the goolies though, it'd stop the scrote from breeding.
 
We've had an increase of catalytic converters being stolen around our way. Having had one stolen before and getting a £3k bill (paid by insurance), I don't want it happening again.

About 10 minutes ago I had a visit from 2 blokes after scrap metal, I told them I didn't have any and they went on their way. Before they left they would have noticed that behind my gates there is an outboard motor on a stand and my new boat wrapped in a tarp so I'm getting a bit worried now and will have to move them.

With my extended family we now have 4 vans and 3 cars on the drive and so would be a prime target for CC theft. :mad:
 
Worrying Rob. Try setting up a booby trap on your boat and motor. The benign way would to have something like cans or anything metallic that would come crashing down making a right old racket. You could use strong fishing line tied to the metal.
The none benign way would be to borrow the father in laws shotgun!
 
izwozral said:
Worrying Rob. Try setting up a booby trap on your boat and motor. The benign way would to have something like cans or anything metallic that would come crashing down making a right old racket. You could use strong fishing line tied to the metal.
The none benign way would be to borrow the father in laws shotgun!
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Not such a bad idea there Ral, both in fact!

It's so annoying because I would have to make a claim on my insurance again at which point a CC would be replaced and I expect they would then come back and do it again. Eventually I could be uninsurable.

The last time it happened I was told by the police that it was a couple of Eastern Europeans who had just come out of jail for the same thing. The 2 blokes today were Eastern Europeans too so maybe the same lot.
 
Robmac said:
We've had an increase of catalytic converters being stolen around our way. Having had one stolen before and getting a £3k bill (paid by insurance), I don't want it happening again.

About 10 minutes ago I had a visit from 2 blokes after scrap metal, I told them I didn't have any and they went on their way. Before they left they would have noticed that behind my gates there is an outboard motor on a stand and my new boat wrapped in a tarp so I'm getting a bit worried now and will have to move them.

With my extended family we now have 4 vans and 3 cars on the drive and so would be a prime target for CC theft. :mad:
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Bloody toff !
 
molly goes ape if anyone steps on our drive she is normally so placid it’s unbelievable the estate gardener commented on her reaction i said i’ve got a wire connected to her balls for anyone crossing the thresholds he believed me but never questioned molly being female lol
 
Just get a big cat.
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my mate had a bright yellow van, parked on the road outside his house , cominh home from the boozer ,he spotted a guy trying to open the side door . without hesitation , he rushed the guy and lamped him .as he started to put the boot in he suddenly realised it was his neighbour ,and looking up he saw the van was white ,and only looked yellow under the street lamp . and his van was parked round the corner . bit awkward
 
TuT tut Tut,,,,
Come on Gang.
SURLY just approaching the individuals while in the act & offering then copious amounts of Tea & Biscuits while engaging them with soft tone speech & understanding gestures trying to explain that their act is not socially acceptable in society might have been appropriate 🤔.
 
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