To the 2 guys who tried to steal my MH last night

[Boris7]

Sorry lads,

Just not intelligent enough, quick enough, or hard enough it seems.

Strike back and Bulldog should tell you it’s time to move on, if not then CCTV and an an angry Paddy should.

Just because you got one down the street doesn’t mean mines for the taking.

Hope your feeling better.

 

[SimonM]

Reading between the lines - I hope they’re not feeling better for a long while

 

[zzr1400tim]

hope you gave them a good kicking?

 

[Wully]

Sounds like some sare ribs were had. Well done

 

[Boris7]

hope you gave them a good kicking?

I wouldn’t do a thing like that

 

[caledonia]

Well done you for taking the law into your own hands. Maybe the scumbags thieving feckers have been taught a lesson.

 

[trevskoda]

They were lucky it was not an Ulster man that tackled them, they would have never made it home, well not alive.

 

[izwozral]

Not being a violent person myself, I'd have shot the barstewards!

 

[trevskoda]

Seems to be more t leaves on the mainland than over here, wonder why?

 

[Wully]

Thats cos all your t leaves are over here taking them back to your wee crime free metropolis.

 

[SimonM]

Seems to be more t leaves on the mainland than over here, wonder why?

You’re right, we’ve got bags of them.

 

[n brown]

i like the triangle ones

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Hope they don't come back for round two.

 

[Nabsim]

i like the triangle ones

Pyramid?

 

[Boris7]

Hope they don't come back for round two.

Hope they do

 

[trevskoda]

They follow the horse races around, all had vanished here a few weeks back.

 

[Stanski]

Travellers, diddycoys, Pikeys not Gypshe’s.

I’ve know some proper Gypsies in my time and they don’t steal in my experience.

We think they turn up about this time every year, crimes in the village rise around this point each year, and then it goes back to a quite safe place.

Agree Boris7, Gypsies not so likely. I also know a few when younger helping farmers in my village.
Banger Driver called Pikey also.
Keep safe.

 

[Stanski]

They follow the horse races around, all had vanished here a few weeks back.

Cheltenham was on Trev, there still drinking the winnings.

 

[Wully]

I rember being at my grans house when I was about 14 for Sunday dinner. I heard something or someone outside. I ran out and found this guy bent over our bikes that were kept in a wee cellar. I still had my fork in my hand. I jabbed him really hard up the erse wae that fork he nearly hit the roof he took of limping up the road. We later found out who he was and he had that limp for years.

 

[Robmac]

My daughters ex father in law disturbed 2 blokes trying to steal his ride on lawnmower. One of them came at him with a spade so he shot him with a 12 bore in the legs just missing his goolies.

No police action was taken.