tips for females travelers -serious thread- no males joking please

[Tezza33]

Thi shairy woman thing can be confusing....especially to chaps like moi....I once courted a young lady and when things got intimate, i had the biggest shock ever , hairs in her private regions were green !!!

Not mould ! ,,,however a most confusing experience , i didn't know whether to make love or mow it for her !!

Channa

I would have turfed her out

 

[GWAYGWAY]

Sounds like a title for a sci-fi film.... "The Wrath of the Grey Haters" .........

You've read the book on here.
Now take part in the action and drop GREY WATER somewhere and see the film, someone will be watching you on the 'DASHCAM,'
Available nationwide and coming to a cinema near you,:lol-053:

 

[delicagirl]

I'm off to the local community cinema tonight... it seats 8 ... (its in a café) .. so I will ask them to get it on order straight away... I'm sure the proprietors would not wish to waste an opportunity like that ...... :angel:

 

[delicagirl]

Thi shairy woman thing can be confusing....especially to chaps like moi....I once courted a young lady and when things got intimate, i had the biggest shock ever , hairs in her private regions were green !!!

Not mould ! ,,,however a most confusing experience , i didn't know whether to make love or mow it for her !!

Channa

I assume you were on the shag-pile at the time ?

 

[izwozral]

Thi shairy woman thing can be confusing....especially to chaps like moi....I once courted a young lady and when things got intimate, i had the biggest shock ever , hairs in her private regions were green !!!

Not mould ! ,,,however a most confusing experience , i didn't know whether to make love or mow it for her !!

Channa

I would have told her to 'sod' off.

P.S. Was it striped.

 

[Tezza33]

I didn't like to ask if he was on the first hole, so I didn't

perhaps I should have mentioned golf

 

[izwozral]

I didn't like to ask if he was on the first hole, so I didn't

perhaps I should have mentioned golf

I nearly took that c litorally.

 

[Deleted member 13867]

Thi shairy woman thing can be confusing....especially to chaps like moi....I once courted a young lady and when things got intimate, i had the biggest shock ever , hairs in her private regions were green !!!

Not mould ! ,,,however a most confusing experience , i didn't know whether to make love or mow it for her !!

Channa

I would have 'Ploughed' it as it had obviously been seeded before.

 

[Deleted member 13867]

Men apparently are after the hairless look 'down below' The last turkey in the shop look is the fashion, however read this review before using hair removal cream.
Amazon.co.uk: Wyvern's review of Veet for Men Hair Removal Cream - 200 ml
Dave

 

[whitevanwoman]

in my van I use a largish plastic mixing bowl for my washing up bowl... it has a small base, angled sloping sides and holds less than half the water of a traditional bowl - I also use the sponge way of washing up too...

another slobby way to not use too many resources is to eat food out of the receptacle you cooked it in

Absolutely, this actually dictates my choice of meals - if wilding and conserving water then dinner must only require more than one pan to cook it eg omelette, stir fry, all in stew etc. I like doing omelettes best as I invested in a good quality non stick smallish frying pan which makes the perfect single person sized omelette and best of all, it doesn't need washing afterwards, just a wipe with kitchen roll.

I also used to use a large salad bowl for washing up for same reason, but changed to a small washing up bowl (surprisingly considerable extra water needed) because the dirty pans, mug, occasional plate etc wouldn't fit in it when driving, so that the dirty crockery is neatly hidden out of sight underneath the draining board, which sits on top of the sink when not in use.

A small pump action garden spray (mine is 1.5L, cost about £2 in B&M Bargains or somewhere similar) is brilliant for rinsing excess food or soap off crockery when washing up, and also useful for all kinds of other things eg cleaning muddy boots, dirty dogs, windscreen etc. I haven't tried it yet but I'm thinking it would be good for washing hair with warm water.

Without going into too much detail, Ladies - panty liners.

I have a plastic rectangular food storage container which is big enough to comfortably fit my feet into, as I tend to wear walking sandals all summer, and hate going to bed with dirty feet, this is one of my luxuries if I have sufficient water and gas. Otherwise, yes.... wet wipes...

Half a dozen black waterbottles on the dashboard and 3 flasks means that so long as I don't forget, on sunny days, by lunchtime I have several litres of sometimes very hot water to save in flasks for washing or washing up at night.

I have 2 x 5l water containers marked "Dogs" as people seem to be more amenable to giving you water if it's for dogs, than if it's for you.

Nails kept short, nailbrush and mini bottle of liquid soap carried in handbag and I make a beeline for public toilets whenever spotted as I hate dirty fingernails.

Most motorway service stations now have showers in the toilets.

I have a small notebook and couple of pens in cab in which I have noted important info - eg insurance details, height, length and width of van, breakdown cover details, exact model/mark number of my van, chassis number, GP contact details, Vet contact details, friends telephone numbers, prescription details etc, and I have taken photos of this information which I keep on my phone.

In the same notebook, I have also kept a written record of all repair work done on van, so that I can check back and see how long it is since brake pads etc were changed, and can easily see what has been spent on it. Also contact details of garages, especially ones where I can stay overnight in the van.

I use the GPS Share android app to email myself the exact location of places where I stay and then mark them on a google map so that I have my own map of my overnight locations, and can add a note eg no mobile reception etc. Save as accessible offline so can always get access to it (sometimes I remember a place I've stayed before but can't remember how to get to it, or exactly where it is).

I also carry a tape measure in my handbag (thank you Ikea, I'm well stocked), for those moments when you spot something that might fit in a specific place i the van but best to measure it and check first before buying.

It's a blooming good job women can multi-task, there's just so many eventualities, possibilities, choices or circumstances we have to be prepared for.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

Men apparently are after the hairless look 'down below' The last turkey in the shop look is the fashion, however read this review before using hair removal cream.
Amazon.co.uk: Wyvern's review of Veet for Men Hair Removal Cream - 200 ml
Dave

Do not read that unless you are near the loo or wearing conti pants,
BUT make sure it is the correct review there are a couple on there only one funny one.

 

[Martlet]

1. An extra tip regarding the amount of water used for washing up. Instead of squirting washing up liquid into a bowl full of water, just put a small amount of water into your bowl, an inch or two, and squirt a small amount of washing up liquid onto a sponge. As long as you only put the sponge into the water very briefly then you ill be able to wash up with very little water and just a spot of liquid.

2. Forget cleaning products, a small bottle of white vinegar, very cheap to buy, and a small packet of bicarbonate of soda will clean everything. You can also make a mix of part vinegar (10%) part water (90%) and put into a spray bottle. The bicarb is only really needed for stubborn stains.

The Bicarbonate of Soda is also useful for neutralising any spilt acid from a boiling battery.

 

[delicagirl]

I tried the putting shampoo on dry hair today in my shower at home... and wasn't at all sure what the advantages are... I do have fairly long hair tho.....

 

[st3v3]

This all sounds very fishy, or should that be bushy, but then again it could be both :lol-049: :lol-049: :lol-049:

 

[trevskoda]

Ooh err - I don't think this can possibly be aimed at me.
My tips would be...........

• Bin all the wet wipes (except the toilet-type) to make room in the cupboard for a multi-purpose cleaner & a good old fashioned cloth.
• Bin the hair-dye, eyebrow-dye, nail varnish, false nails, hair dryer, make up & wig. Go grey, buy a hat & keep your hair & nails short & neat.
• Get & store water whenever you can so that you can wash properly.
• When getting intimate...... go for it with all abandon & hang the consequences.

However, we do use antibacterial gel for hands after a pee to save water & don't leave the shower running when applying shower gel/shampoo.

what are you doing with your hands down the toilet when having a pee:scared:

 

[trevskoda]

Sharon - its just us usual rebels leading the funniness.....

Rebels, thought the thread would get round to paddy.:scared:

 

[trevskoda]

Eating out of the pan how un ladylike ��
put everything in a wrap it's like having edible plates

does this work with soup:tongue:

 

[trevskoda]

Thi shairy woman thing can be confusing....especially to chaps like moi....I once courted a young lady and when things got intimate, i had the biggest shock ever , hairs in her private regions were green !!!

Not mould ! ,,,however a most confusing experience , i didn't know whether to make love or mow it for her !!

Channa

watch out for nettles.

 

[trevskoda]

I assume you were on the shag-pile at the time ?

total shock i thought i was bad,:scared::lol-049::lol-049:

 

[trevskoda]

I assume you were on the shag-pile at the time ?

cant afford the shag-pile just getting felt.