This Cooking Milarkey

Looks like intestines and maggots.

Real zombie food then!

OH well if your teasing my Taste Buds I can oblige !

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Guess what it is,,i will wager its NOT what you think !.

(Patcheypete my friend,, Stay quiet as I think you might know !) lol lol.
 
OK,,ok cant wait any longer, Going to Feast,,,

as the Steak was over an inch Thick, I Cut it in half to about half inch thick, Then Fried the bits for my customary 2mins a side..
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This gave me JUST enough time to Prepare the Bread n Butter.
Then in went the other Half
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Now it was at THIS point that I realised I Hadn't enough Bread for TWO sandwiches !.......So Added a 'Tomato Ketchup Garnish' for Realism & Flavour then Away I went for a chomp on Just the ONE !...
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Steak Manwitch a la Bloke...
with lots of Shredded Steak Left over for my Brekkie With Eggs n Beans YUMMY. (If I'm still alive as a Zombie can be !).
 
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That would be good with jelly

If you think its EELs,,, then NOPE !,,,LOL LOL.

a Clue would be,,, Ime guessing MOST of us have eaten this at some point, Even Thinking its a distant Cousin that you've been served !.

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This is when 'ITS' been Slightly Prepped, Split & Flattened out !.
 
SOOOO, Ive got this Steak !, LOL LOL LOL.
its actually for a Special Meal for Two tonight, & its a more respectable 20mm thick, by 300mm long.
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Now I need something to tenderize it with, ( Better pretend I know what I'm doing ). AHHH I know,
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HMMM, Better NOT use a FULL bottle,,,Dinner tonight might be a Late one then LOL LOL.
 

OHHH,,SO Close,,,, This is one of those things that if you don't 'Specifically ASK' for its distant cousin as a seaside treat, Then you will probably get THIS instead, & Most people are non the wiser !.
Mind you,,,its got a few names,,,& Ling might be one of them, But I know it as Smothhound !.
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its really only got One Bone like a Spine !, So on that earlier pic I had about 15 of them...
 
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OHHH,,SO Close,,,, This is one of those things that if you don't 'Specifically ASK' for its distant cousin as a seaside treat, Then you will probably get THIS instead, & Most people are non the wiser !.
Mind you,,,its got a few names,,,& Ling might be one of them, But I know it as Smothhound !.
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its really only got One Bone like a Spine !, So on that earlier pic I had about 15 of them...

Ah yes!

I caught one once in the Bristol Channel. Type of Shark.
 
Ah yes!

I caught one once in the Bristol Channel. Type of Shark.
Yep,, Shark Family I believe, But if you was to go to a Chip Shop & Just ask for 'Fish n Chips' There is a big chance you would get a bit of This, Its only if you ask for 'Cod n Chips' you might get Cod.
Fantastic eating,, I use to get a few of these,,,
 
So,,,The other Day, I just arrived at a Park up & I fancied a GOOD early meal with whatever I could forage for outside,
So settled for Goose Pate
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Followed by Steak for the Main
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Then something exotic for Pudding
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Then sat outside & Rested in the sun with a glass of white
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Oh I love my Basic life,,,,,,Kinda !.
 
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LOL LOL, Hello my Friend, I'm REALLY surprised that your Sheila let's you near the new cooker !.
Lol lol.
 
That was Blinking quick !.
I've been a bit lazy & Slow on the Shuffling front lately & my stocks of FRESH meat has dwindled as a result, So I ordered a 3 course meal to be delivered, But didn't expect -

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