The neighbourhood 💩dispenser 🤣

Why not use a wildlife trail camera, runs on AA batteries , uses motion sensors, can be tied to a tree or bush and left out in whatever weather
Brilliant I’m going to take a look into this ..
I love watching wildlife especially from the tallest tree in my garden 🤣
 
Two questions really what do you do about an idiot who likes to leave bags of dog poo on your car windows even though it’s two steps away from poo bin. Sometimes this complete waste of space likes to smear it across the window screen depends on how kinky they are feeling on any given day 🙄
Today it was my turn 🙄… so my question is :
The car is parked on the road .. I can generally see it from my bedroom windrow however neighbours trees get in way. Bedroom window second one in.
Can I have a camera installed somewhere in the car even though I haven’t got WiFi near the car it might pick up a signal not sure … sorry if it’s a dumb question but I want a camera so I can see what’s going on. I know dog 💩is not the end of the world but honestly its getting really bad round here for idiots !!!
A couple of bear traps placed around the motorhome and a shotgun to finish the idiot/s off........
 
The issue with a wildlife camera is that the perp can easily remove it unless it’s placed in an in accessible place, if you can identify such a place and it covers the area required then that’s a good way forward.

Otherwise a USB powered WiFi hub and a simple 12v spy cam will do the job.

Personally I’d record each event and try to find a pattern, if one is found you may be able to anticipate the next event. You then have 2 choices

1. Go to the Police station and insist on seeing the duty inspector, they are compelled to grant this, but will try to stop you as a complaint at that level has to be investigated so they may well agree to take action instead, personally I’d stick to my guns and insist on seeing the inspector. Make a point of checking your watch and writing down the time and badge number of an officer you talk to as this puts responsibility on that individual. Make sure you use key words like “under personal attack” etc…

And be sure to make it clear that they have a duty of care and your next step will be the press using the info you’ve written down.

2. Deal with the perp yourself, but obviously you have to consider the outcome of this, but personally that’s where I’d be going.
 
2. Deal with the perp yourself, but obviously you have to consider the outcome of this, but personally that’s where I’d be going.
Simple to sort over here. ;)
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A person up the road used to walk his dog past my garden and it ritually pood on it! I scooped the poo up and placed it on his front door step! Then rang his door bell and stood back. He came to the door - opened it and stepped on the poo! I then told him his dog left that on my front garden!
I also advised him what would happen to him and his dog if it ever stepped on my front garden again! He moved out several weeks later!
 
The issue with a wildlife camera is that the perp can easily remove it unless it’s placed in an in accessible place, if you can identify such a place and it covers the area required then that’s a good way forward.

Otherwise a USB powered WiFi hub and a simple 12v spy cam will do the job.

Personally I’d record each event and try to find a pattern, if one is found you may be able to anticipate the next event. You then have 2 choices

1. Go to the Police station and insist on seeing the duty inspector, they are compelled to grant this, but will try to stop you as a complaint at that level has to be investigated so they may well agree to take action instead, personally I’d stick to my guns and insist on seeing the inspector. Make a point of checking your watch and writing down the time and badge number of an officer you talk to as this puts responsibility on that individual. Make sure you use key words like “under personal attack” etc…

And be sure to make it clear that they have a duty of care and your next step will be the press using the info you’ve written down.

2. Deal with the perp yourself, but obviously you have to consider the outcome of this, but personally that’s where I’d be going.
I think had someone come to my station and insisted on seeng the inspector because they were "under personal attack" and then outlined the true facts of the mater the would have received very short concise advice.
 
A person up the road used to walk his dog past my garden and it ritually pood on it! I scooped the poo up and placed it on his front door step! Then rang his door bell and stood back. He came to the door - opened it and stepped on the poo! I then told him his dog left that on my front garden!
I also advised him what would happen to him and his dog if it ever stepped on my front garden again! He moved out several weeks later!
Nothing to do with the dog. The owner is the responsible person and should be suitably thumped.
 
A pal of mine lived near a ginnel/ passage way.
A neighbour used to regularly let his dog perform near his gatepost, on his way back from walkies.
He covered the pile in 100s and 1000s, multi coloured cake decoration and a vigorous shake of Tabasco sauce.

Then Chalked in large letters...
" Police notified "
That worked.
 

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