smart ass required...CI riviera 181 van

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the light is on on the control board signifying my brown water tank is full...:cool:... yes it is full.. i can tell by the way it drives...:cool:



now here’s the problem....:eek:


I pull the release puller / lever thingee at the back and..... nuffin... not a drop falls away...:eek:


I’m fillin up here...can't get anymore in the dam thing so can't use the van until i can find a smartass to solve this problem :rolleyes:


if it's a simple .." hit it with a hammer solution i can do that
just tell me where to hit it :confused:
if it involves tools.... errr....well....may have a slight problem here.:eek:


your many and varied suggestions are welcome...:cool:




regards :eek:

aj
 
ajs said:
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now here’s the problem....:eek:


I pull the release puller / lever thingee at the back and..... nuffin... not a drop falls away
I’m fillin up here...can't get anymore in the dam thing so can't use the van until i can find a smartass to solve this problem
if it's a simple .." hit it with a hammer solution i can do that
just tell me where to hit it :confused:
if it involves tools.... errr....well....may have a slight problem here.
your many and varied suggestions are welcome...:cool:

aj
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I bet you have stuffed me tooth in there and its clogged it up.:):):):):)
 
ajs said:
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the light is on on the control board signifying my brown water tank is full...:cool:... yes it is full.. i can tell by the way it drives...:cool:



now here’s the problem....:eek:


I pull the release puller / lever thingee at the back and..... nuffin... not a drop falls away...:eek:


I’m fillin up here...can't get anymore in the dam thing so can't use the van until i can find a smartass to solve this problem :rolleyes:


if it's a simple .." hit it with a hammer solution i can do that
just tell me where to hit it :confused:
if it involves tools.... errr....well....may have a slight problem here.:eek:


your many and varied suggestions are welcome...:cool:




regards :eek:

aj
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could be block with fat try using an airdrier around the valve when its open
 
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kinelll :rolleyes::mad::(

cumon you lot... gime an ammer solution will yer ...:mad:

regtarts
aj
 
Can we have a photo of offending article:cool::cool:
Then we might be able to pronounce a judgement.:eek::eek:
fank eey
 
ajs said:
kinelll cumon you lot... gime an ammer solution will yer

regtarts
aj
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I think its terminal, Thought you just had it serviced. Dont tell me you skimped and opted out of the Habitatation check. PMSL:D:D:D

What have you poured down the plugholes??
Have you got any ##########?? that usually does the trick for me.:D
 
bigboack said:
I think its terminal, Thought you just had it serviced. Dont tell me you skimped and opted out of the Habitatation check. PMSL

What have you poured down the plugholes??
Have you got any ##########?? that usually does the trick for me.
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the front bit with the engrininit was serviced:cool:.... kids today eh...kinknownuffin:mad:


this is to do with the assend...constipation ****...:eek: :mad:


cumon..:rolleyes: look... my job is te take the pith... your job is to be serious and helpfull :rolleyes:


so get yer asses inte gear will yer...:mad:... you have a VOR situation here...:eek::eek:... serious stuff

regards :p
aj
 
You can lay the blame squarely with Pioneer. :eek:

At the Borders meet, I gave him a tool kit to pass on to you. If he had done so then you could have sorted this out quickly and easily with the very expensive and comprehensive kit.

No doubt the large amount of Whisky consumed by you all has addled your brains (except for Mrs Biggirafe). :rolleyes:

ps CALL A PLUMBER:D
 
maingate said:
You can lay the blame squarely with Pioneer. :eek:

At the Borders meet, I gave him a tool kit to pass on to you. If he had done so then you could have sorted this out quickly and easily with the very expensive and comprehensive kit.

No doubt the large amount of Whisky consumed by you all has addled your brains (except for Mrs Biggirafe).

ps CALL A PLUMBER:D
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you 100% numpty...:mad:

you know i don't do tools... and fanks for the kit...:D
I’ve enrolled into night school to learn what to do with it...:rolleyes:

as for Mrs longneck... you dirty old sod:eek:
,.. you just fancy her t..t.t…t.. tee shirt don’t you eh...:p

so instead of being an obtuse little breeder... cum up with a friggin solution will yer... :mad:

….I’m all bunged up here.:eek:


regards:eek:
aj
 
have you tried sena cote they say it works wonder if your bunged up
 
nomad said:
have you tried sena cote they say it works wonder if your bunged up
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first thought was that. :rolleyes:.. pored liquefied senna down the plug hole.:cool:..


absolutely diddlysheeeeet[/FONT] :mad:


returds :p
aj
 
defitzi

Sorry to interrupt this incestous rat-a-tat but may i presume to enquire if you have tried boilmng water-lots and lots of it bit by bit?
Assuming youi have done that, you could try pissing
Or resort to compressed air...
Something 's gotta give-eventually.
In which case: just beware the fall-out!:D:D:D
 
AIRLOCK on your bypass valve thingyme bob.

Ok,I'm a little slow,is this the 'pooper' your talking about ? a cassette type tank you lift and seperate,and carry to convenient disposal outlet/****e house ?
Then you may have an airlock or poop lock of sorts,if theres still room,more water and a really good shake does the trick,there should also be some sort of 'extra' valve,pressure release do da on there somewhere,so unscrew the main 'outlet' on the cassette thingy,then whilst balancing said contraption ,which is heavy now as its full of c**p,the opposit end of tank o S***e should be something else you can undo or unscrew ?
Hope i am answering to what i think your refering to,otherwise i will sound like a numpty 'smarta***
 
As we also have a CI and I presume you are talking about the waste water, not loo cassette.

The puller/leaver thingy pulls a slider thingy that open the outlet pipe. To check if this has occurred, you will need to get under van.

Next bit sounds complicated for you - involves tools - but you could use a stick.

Right, while under the van poke a screwdriver/stick up the drain pipe (the bit usually positioned over a servicepoint drain) and if you hit metal, the puller/lever thing hasn't operated the slider, but if you hit soft and squishy .......... get out quick!!!!! :eek: - probably fatty deposits blocking the outlet.

Hope this helps:D
 
Hi AJ,

Ask your missus for length of that flexible springy wire that she uses for hanging net curtains, ( I bet you've got blinds in your 'ouse ain't yer :rolleyes: ), open the valve and push it up there. You may have to wiggle it around a bit to break up any solids that have probably bunged up the valve end, but be prepared to jump out the way quick when it does come loose. :eek:

B & Q do a U bend sink unblocking kit that's similar if yer missus don't have of that curtain wire stuff.

Hang on you don't do tools do yer???

Best let yer missus do it then. :eek: :rolleyes:

Or you could try a gallon of good malt, bet that'd shift it. :D
 
Bet you wish you had a bottle of bushmills handy now Dont you eh!! That stuff will clear anything out, Well it worked on me.:D:D:D:D

I'm at a loss what to suggest to a man who dont do tools. Have you tried Dynarod;)
 
barnybg said:
Ok,I'm a little slow,is this the 'pooper' your talking about ? a cassette type tank you lift and seperate,and carry to convenient disposal outlet/****e house ?
Then you may have an airlock or poop lock of sorts,if theres still room,more water and a really good shake does the trick,there should also be some sort of 'extra' valve,pressure release do da on there somewhere,so unscrew the main 'outlet' on the cassette thingy,then whilst balancing said contraption ,which is heavy now as its full of c**p,the opposit end of tank o S***e should be something else you can undo or unscrew ?
Hope i am answering to what i think your refering to,otherwise i will sound like a numpty 'smarta***
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the latter :rolleyes::p....but fanks for tryin...:D

regards;)
aj


it's wast watter tank release valve thingee :eek:
 
defitzi said:
Sorry to interrupt this incestous rat-a-tat but may i presume to enquire if you have tried boilmng water-lots and lots of it bit by bit?
Assuming youi have done that, you could try pissing
Or resort to compressed air...
Something 's gotta give-eventually.
In which case: just beware the fall-out!:D:D:D
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reeet then.... it sounds like i need to go and give it a poking....:rolleyes:


and fret not lepissty...
it will get pissed on if me wire srewdriver stick poker breaks off and gets stuck up there:mad:

so what are the odds on that then... less than 4 to 1 i bet :eek:

don't bother placing bets... ladbrooks have closed the book :eek:


ffffanks all... i'll give it a go later...and report :cool:

regards:eek:
aj
 
bigboack said:
Bet you wish you had a bottle of bushmills handy now Dont you eh!! That stuff will clear anything out, Well it worked on me.:D:D:D:D

I'm at a loss what to suggest to a man who dont do tools. Have you tried Dynarod;)
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Dynamite sounds batter.
ZZ
 
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