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mjvw

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I have noticed an influx of furry stuffed animals taking up residence in the habitation area, they have names like Scotty (Highland Cow)🐂 Orang (very large orange orangutan) and little orang🐵, who hangs around the fire extinguisher. I believe these animals are being smuggled in by the wife and over dinner I am formally introduced. It’s only a small motorhome and I hope we don’t run out of space.
 

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Stick some lead bars in and head down to the weigh bridge. When you are shown to be well overweight you can blame the cow / elephant / hippo etc.
 

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Write a heartfelt letter from the furry animals to your wife saying how they all suffer from travel sickness and they would really appreciate staying at home. You could even set up an email address for them scottyorang@......... then they can exchange messages whilst she is away.
 

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Think you may have a problem she is an Arctophile :cool::oops::oops::oops: .. There is no cure ..
 

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We have been looking at getting a dog, but need a smallish dog as they will be away a lot in a small camper and we would share the bed or perhaps they could sleep on the swivel passenger seat have registered with the rescue charities, will amend registration sheet "Must be a stuffed toy killer".
 

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We have been looking at getting a dog, but need a smallish dog as they will be away a lot in a small camper and we would share the bed or perhaps they could sleep on the swivel passenger seat have registered with the rescue charities, will amend registration sheet "Must be a stuffed toy killer".
Meg sleeps in the front footwell of our Ducato. Nice soft bed and totally out of the way in the evening with the seats turned round. In some ways you are better off with a puppy as they don't have any bad habits. Meg was taken down to our boat when she was 12 weeks old. She has never known anything different travelling. Car, Boat, Underground, Bus, Train and Motorhome. She sleeps under the table when we are on the move and we have to check to make sure she is in. Medium sized dog weighs 16Kg. 10 years old and still chasing a ball round and round the park.
 

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