Despite all the facetiousness you might be on to something.
If the batteries are wet cells, albeit sealed (actually valve-regulated with an internal re-combination catalyst), then such extreme angles of parking might be causing the acid to slop between the six compartments, basically shorting them together.
It takes very little to do this, even an old fashioned
battery with screw in plugs is susceptible to acid contamination between the external terminals, causing current leaks. The traditional maintenance being to wipe them over with baking soda solution and grease the terminals with vaseline, I still do that every time I take the plugs out for a look and/or top-up, and usually see the solution fizzing away, doing it's job of neutralising the small splashes that otherwise could spread out over the surface.
Parking on such a slope might well be allowing the individual cells to share the acid between them. Shouldn't happen with AGM or gel where the acid is immobilised.
I have been disappointed so far with my new wet "sealed" batteries. despite certain hype. They do not hold their charge as well as the previous AGMs, and I have my suspicions why, along the lines that I have explained. The acid still sloshes around inside them when driving and inevitably creates an internal leakage path between the cells.
They may pass their manufacturers tests in perfect conditions on an immobile test bench, but not so in real use, as I think I have discovered.