Own up if you've ever...

[Bushtrekker]

...thanked a cash machine!!! Please tell me I'm not alone in this mental abberation

 

[elainekirk]

I once walked into a lamp post and apologised to it...

 

[herbenny]

Son once thanked the speaking clock on the phone :lol-053:.............and me last week at work instead of picking up the telephone intercom to see who was at the door I was tapping the screen ..shouting ....hellooooooooooooo helllloooooooooooo no suprise then I wasnt getting an answer :lol-053:

 

[Bushtrekker]

Been there, done that, or somthing similar.

I asked colleagues in the office if they had been having problems with the phone system, then realised I was trying to dial using the computer keyboard...

 

[Robmac]

I rang home once and asked my wife if our 'phone was working

 

[Somelier]

Not thanked a cash machine, but do talk to the checkout machine at the supermarket, usually to tell it that it's bloody stupid!

 

[moonshadow]

Not thanked a cash machine, but do talk to the checkout machine at the supermarket, usually to tell it that it's bloody stupid!

you and me both, get close to thumping it sometimes!

 

[scenictraveller]

i just talk to myself,i love it when i win an argument pees my other side right off and goes in the huff:lol-061:

 

[Bushtrekker]

Don't you just love it when it says.

Thank you for using the fast lane?

 

[Russtic]

I once tried to open the garden gate buy clicking the car remote, doh.

 

[canalwheeler]

I tried to use a mobile phone to change telly channels......

When I was low loader driving I used to speak words of encouragement to my wagon a lot, especially on steep hills with a heavy load or when bogged down. I found it helped. It growled back sometimes too.

Tone

 

[Robmac]

Did you ever rock backwards and forwards in your seat whilst struggling uphill thinking that you would make the slightest bit of difference?

 

[scenictraveller]

come on come on u can do it just a little bit more :lol-053:

 

[n brown]

after i put a reversing camera in my wife sat looking at the screen so i went round the back and waved,i could see her waving back through the back window,so i mimed 'cup of tea?' nice to see her nodding at the screen and mouthing yes please

 

[and123wills]

When in passenger seat when my daughter is driving I'm constantly pressing the imaginary break :scared::scared:

 

[Yorkshirepudding]

I once said sorry to a lampost I walked into.

 

[maingate]

My wife talks to seedlings in a very loud voice.

She says, "For Gods sake, when will you grow up". :dance:

 

[REC]

I am so glad I am not alone...I always thank the cash machine, swear at the self service checkout, and have answered the remote instead of the phone. I also duck when there are low branches when I am driving...WHY??? :scared: