Ouma Rusks?

undersiege

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OK I am not seeking to exclude anyone out there but are there any other South African members of this fine fraternity. If you dribble at the thought of an Ouma rusk (prefer buttermilk to aniseed myself) we would like to hear from you, especially if you do regular trips to the continent. A bottle of Diemersdal Pinotage to the first Ooskaapse outjie to reply.:)
 
undersiege said:
OK I am not seeking to exclude anyone out there but are there any other South African members of this fine fraternity. If you dribble at the thought of an Ouma rusk (prefer buttermilk to aniseed myself) we would like to hear from you, especially if you do regular trips to the continent. A bottle of Diemersdal Pinotage to the first Ooskaapse outjie to reply.:)
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Sorry pal but what the hell are you on about:confused::confused::eek:
 
Sorry Cipro

If I answered that, I would have to kill you. You need to know the secret hand shake (or rusk recipe at least)
 
rusks

Appreciated that one Undersiege,
but its got to be Farleys here:D

weez
Tony
 
undersiege said:
OK I am not seeking to exclude anyone out there but are there any other South African members of this fine fraternity. If you dribble at the thought of an Ouma rusk (prefer buttermilk to aniseed myself) we would like to hear from you, especially if you do regular trips to the continent. A bottle of Diemersdal Pinotage to the first Ooskaapse outjie to reply.:)
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Ek glo, nie baie veel Afrikaanders hier nie; niks dan rooinek in hier die site (en enkle Hollanders en Vlaminge) :confused::D:D:D
 
Wee-z said:
Appreciated that one Undersiege,
but its got to be Farleys here:D

weez
Tony
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Oh, Oh Weez

I display massive ignorance here (and fearful of Cipro circling menacingly) but what, what in heavens is Farleys? Is it like HP sauce?
 
Belgian said:
Ek glo, nie baie veel Afrikaanders hier nie; niks dan rooinek in hier die site (en enkle Hollanders en Vlaminge) :confused::D:D:D
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This post is getting worse, but I'm sure tresikay will decipher what is going on once he has had a dram:D
 
Belgian said:
Ek glo, nie baie veel Afrikaanders hier nie; niks dan rooinek in hier die site (en enkle Hollanders en Vlaminge) :confused::D:D:D
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Jislaik ou Boet

Ek sal jou n tijdelik Ooskaaper maak as jy wil? (daar is die Diemersdal?)
 
cipro said:
This post is getting worse, but I'm sure tresikay will decipher what is going on once he has had a dram:D
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Oh, Oh

Some of my replies are getting caught in a censor loop (they were innocent I swear - but foreign). I really need to know the answer to Farleys. Weez please help!! What happens if if it is a question in the British Citizenship test? I might get banished to live with Mugabe

Answer the correct choice:

Weez eats Farleys with 1. toast 2. poached eggs. 3. Single Malt

Weez drinks Farleys with 1. a toast to the queen. 2, when visiting Pixie Lou Lou 3. Farleys is not a drink, it is a secret order swearing allegiance to Lord Mandelson

Weez cites Farleys: 1. After singing Rule Brittania 2. After receiving the "service bill" for his motorhome. 3 . After inspecting Pixie Lou Lou's cassette
 
Ah Cipro

I must wear white suite to eat/drink/cite Farleys (delete as inappropriate)? I like you. Send me address. I will park motorhome near you (your garden), Ja?
 
undersiege said:
Ah Cipro

I must wear white suite to eat/drink/cite Farleys (delete as inappropriate)? I like you. Send me address. I will park motorhome near you (your garden), Ja?
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What garden :eek: flat!!!! house !!!!!! appartment!!!!!!!!! hospital:D
 
lenny said:
Hoy thu hamma awwa heer hinny:eek::D, Can anyone join in:rolleyes::p:cool:
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OK, But understand this is serious stuff. Cipro, I was ready to love him like a brother. I would have weeded his garden. Instead he cuts me like a knife, Hospital?? What is this? Even as a South African I know there is a 3 waiting list for ingrown Toe nails. If he was in hospital, he would be dead from Superbug. Who is he fooling? The end to a great relationship!! Lenny, You great guy!! You have garden?
 
undersiege said:
OK, But understand this is serious stuff. Cipro, I was ready to love him like a brother. I would have weeded his garden. Instead he cuts me like a knife, Hospital?? What is this? Even as a South African I know there is a 3 waiting list for ingrown Toe nails. If he was in hospital, he would be dead from Superbug. Who is he fooling? The end to a great relationship!! Lenny, You great guy!! You have garden?
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Yes I have 2 Gardens:rolleyes:, one in the front and one in the back;), but beware:eek: cos Jack guards the back:p
 
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