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[Admin]

so why are the bananas brown?

 

[deanotic]

Thats what i said about the green ones in Tesco

 

[Neckender]

What colour is paint.

John.

 

[Hughman]

I am become like a pelican in the wilderness

 

[Kon Tiki Lovers]

Lost

So they don't fall over

 

[Somelier]

For goodness sake, I said, don't put that there, you'll have the cops down on us like a ton of bricks.

 

[Oasis]

So, why do bottles of milk say "Beware - contains milk"????

 

[Neckender]

How's thee faythers bowd yed.

John.

 

[Rubbertramp]

How's thee faythers bowd yed.

John.

Ow's ye mother?....she's tight
Ow's ye sister?....She might
When was the last time.....last night!
When'll be the next time.............

All together now...Toooo-night!

 

[Mothman]

When i opened the van window a fly fluttered in and sat on my dash then flew around my head WHY! OH WHY! did it not go flying to the back of the van as i was doing 70 mph???????????????

 

[jamesmarshall]

What was the question again?

 

[Rubbertramp]

What was the question again?

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer slongs and marrows of outrageous fun tunes or to take farms against a sea of bubbles and by opposing, blend them?......blah, blah, blah.....

 

[Neckender]

Doth gire and gimble on the slithy tothe.

J o h n

 

[jamesmarshall]

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer slongs and marrows of outrageous fun tunes or to take farms against a sea of bubbles and by opposing, blend them?......blah, blah, blah.....

2b or not 2b that is the pencil