Motorcycle Helmet Visors
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barryd
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So sorry but i have to say,that helmet looks really gay.Gays where helmets like that and i am sure someone will come soon to point you in the right direction.Im sure Aj has a masculine helmet for toughs.
Well they might look gay if I was on a Gay Harley or Pink hot rod truck thing parked outside the Blue Oyster bar.
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a full face fer the price of a visor...
Nitro Dynamo Full Face Motorcycle Crash Helmet
got to be better than that second hand pudin basin you posted up... honest
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aj
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a full face fer the price of a visor...
Nitro Dynamo Full Face Motorcycle Crash Helmet
got to be better than that second hand pudin basin you posted up... honest
regards
aj
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a full face fer the price of a visor...
Nitro Dynamo Full Face Motorcycle Crash Helmet
got to be better than that second hand pudin basin you posted up... honest
regards
aj
Looks fine to me but ill reserve judgement to see if Coolasuckoff confirms if its gay or not.
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No thats a really nice helmet,it meets with my masculinity test,id recomend that one barry,it gets the thumbs up from me.
I told you AJ would find you a goodun
P.s And by the way the truck was purple not pink
barryd
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No thats a really nice helmet,it meets with my masculinity test,id recomend that one barry,it gets the thumbs up from me.
I told you AJ would find you a goodun
P.s And by the way the truck was purple not pink
Great thanks! Thats Mrs D's Christmas Present sorted then. I am sure she will be delighted to be presented with a Helmet on Christmas Morning! (que Finbar Saunders Oh er missus, finarr ilk ilk!)
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VIZ ,do they still do that magazine,absolutley quality!
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G. Delaney, London
WHY DO farmers always put their gates right next to the muddiest parts of the field?
Neil Bye, e-mail
IS ANYBODY else sick and tired of all these new fangled crisp flavours that seem to be springing up all over the place? Who in their right mind would want to eat crisps which purport to taste of Thai Sweet Chilli or Apple and Herb? I for one shall be sticking to the big three: cheese 'n onion, ready salted and salt 'n 'vinegar, thank you very much!
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