Magic Space Saver Step Ladder

[Byronic]

I thought you were about to say something about your garotte usage! Blame that "If only to hear heavy breathing again" quote of yours!

 

[maingate]

Agreed. When the wiper motor failed on my old MG Midget Mk 1 my then girlfriend kindly donated her tights to use as the motive power!
John
Yes, I used to wear them on cold motorbike trips....

Tights .... or in my case pop socks, are ideal for getting rid of squashed insects on the front of the van.

Put a cleaning cloth inside a pop sock, immerse in hot soapy water and start scrubbing. It's the best method I have found so far.

 

[Siimplyloco]

Tights .... or in my case pop socks, are ideal for getting rid of squashed insects on the front of the van.

Put a cleaning cloth inside a pop sock, immerse in hot soapy water and start scrubbing. It's the best method I have found so far.

So you didn't engineer the failure of your wiper motor in order to get your girlfriend to remove her tights.....?
John