Lovely old Hymen

[Pudsey Bear]

 

[Robmac]

You may wish to edit the title Kev!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Nah, I'm banned from going in there.

 

[TJBi]

Surprised it got past AI mod!

 

[MERL]

Looks well broken in.

 

[r4dent]

Lovely old Hymen

Usually broke by the time they reach 45.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I've only ever broken one.

 

[maingate]

He has to bring sex into everything he posts.

 

[campervanannie]

If you give your gyno a tip he’ll re-attach it for you see what AI makes of that .

 

[zzr1400tim]

I have had a few ladies in the past but none had a hymen.. or a Hymer for that matter

 

[Pudsey Bear]

It's a bit speshul.

 

[izwozral]

I've only ever broken one.

Yourself? I bet your hand had a part to play in it.

 

[alcam]

Did he say 30 litres of black water ?

 

[mariesnowgoose]

I’m surprised too

And the phrase “old hymen” is a contradiction in terms - unless it belongs to an elderly nun…!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

It took all afternoon for someone to spot it.

 

[Robmac]

It took all afternoon for someone to spot it.

Spot what Kev?

 

[marchie]

Usually broke by the time they reach 45.

mph or years?

Steve

 

[marchie]

It took all afternoon for someone to spot it.

If it's got a spot, it might need a medical intervention, or at least a peer through the letterbox by the postie ...

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Spot what Kev?

The double entendre in the thread title.

Old hymen.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

The double entendre in the thread title.

Old hymen.

Ignore Rob, Kev, he’s a sarcastic old bugger

Love you, Rob (and I’m currently p***ed in a pub in Kilkenny, so don’t believe a word I’m saying )