I've got one of those offshore accounts on one of those exotic islands only problem it's
On the Isle of Islay and I've invested it in a local product don't think my investment will come to much I've consumed it
I have a similar investment on that sunny tax haven.
In 1991, I bought a bottle of Laphroag. There was a promo raffle of a square foot of land outside the distillery, I won it. They pay me an annual rent of a dram... All I had to do was turn up, and I could consume it on my plot.
I went in 2012, was given an oilskin, sou'wester, GPS and a pair of size 12 wellies, to borrow ... And a carrier bag, containing 21 miniatures. The wellies exactly covered my square foot of peat bog.
With the cost of diesel and ferries from Cheshire and back....
Ir really has turned out to be a poor investment.
Thank God for the Winter Fuel Allowance & £10 Pensioners Bonus...
We call it " Winter Food Allowance"...
Meanwhile, back on this Spanish Campsite...