Got home in the early hours.
Comfort
Insurance use European RAC which were superb.
All the problems came from the German side, with taxis insisting on cash, some not even interested.
Two week wait for any work at any garage.
Impossible to get a hire car in Germany
RAC had to resort to sending a taxi from France to take us to a French hire car firm.
They also have to transfer the motorhome from Germany to France to get more than a cursory diagnosis.
My first call for assistance was to an English person who used okey dokey a lot which was so reassuring.
They even managed to get us a hire car in Dover at ten at night!!!!!!
Think there is a warning somewhere here about where not to break down.
Bad thing is when we do manage to get back on board it will be stinky. Unable to dump grey waste on fancy German Fiat Alfa Romeo forecourt.
Another tip is to have suitcases on board the motorhome or you will look like tramps on the ferry with your bulging Lidl bags