Ive been Thinking

[keithfvp]

As A Born Again Christian. I've been thinking that if this Religous hatred bill eventually comes in and I go to prison for preaching the gospel, I wont be too bad off really because:

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get free membership to the gym
AT WORK...you have to pay for membership to the gym

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family and friends on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!! LOL...

 

[monkeynut]

Dont bend over for the soap!

 

[keithfvp]

Dont bend over for the soap!

As a Christian I'll ignore that remark.

 

[virgil]

Hope eternal...

Dont bend over for the soap!

May you have hope in your soul Monkeynut ;¬)

 

[keithfvp]

May you have hope in your soul Monkeynut ;¬)

Never mind God love him

 

[steve4kay]

i thought that this was a motor home forum...do gooders please note !!!!

 

[keithfvp]

i thought that this was a motor home forum...do gooders please note !!!!

why are you an antichrist ? i'm not a do gooder and have freedom of speech unless they removed it?????
God Loves you too steve4kay
hey steve4kay try this link

http://www.tenthousanddollaroffer.com/

 

[jondeau]

What a load of old bunk.......'born again Christians' are just as bad as people who have given up smoking, can't wait to pontificate about how wonderful they are to anyone who'll listen.

 

[rogerangie]

Politics and religion have no place on this or any other MH forum.

 

[Campervanman]

We all have our view and we all have our belief's

This thread is fast becoming a slanging match

next we'll have handbags at dawn

 

[jondeau]

May you have hope in your soul Monkeynut ;¬)

Spoonerism ?

 

[virgil]

Spoonerism ?

SHHpoooonnersimm... Shoooorly not
:¬)

 

[steve4kay]

as i said..this is a motor home forum !!!!!! .....born again atheist....

 

[SNODGRASS]

Aint "handbags at dawn" a bit sexist ?? you'll be opening another can of worms now!!!

 

[Campervanman]

OOOOps

UMMMMMM GEAR STICKS at NOON

there you go afterall gear sticks are usually in the middle

 

[jondeau]

Hmmmmm.......I'm a bit lost there.....

Still...... there really are some shining wits on here.







Just joking......

 

[HappyHippy]

Deleted by auther.

 

[maninahat]

Don't encourage him.

 

[monkeynut]

shut this thread down!!!!! wish I never mentiond the "soap", Opend a can of worms for shure

 

[virgil]

Hmmmmm.......I'm a bit lost there.....

Still...... there really are some shining wits on here.







Just joking......

I sense another spoonerism here...
Whining ......