How to ensure a 6m gap when parking

[Martin P]

I think I have found the answer

 

[Nesting Zombie]

Well done

 

[Gadabout2]

I think I have found the answer

well, what is the answer ?

 

[Martin P]

Learn the violin!

 

[Nesting Zombie]

Well,
I didn’t see that one coming.
I was down to TWO options.

Start a Generator
Or
Tie a Crocodile on a Five & a Half meter chain to your Towbar.

 

[r4dent]

I think I have found the answer

well, what is the answer ?

 

[Martin P]

Both sides moved away. Im a bit upset.

 

[bartman]

Or if you want 12m, bagpipes

 

[Nesting Zombie]

I have to say, The Glens have been filled with the Strangleing of the Pipes during the Day here in Scotland because of the many Highland Games events this last Month or so.
Then the Dusk hours are now being filled with the Baying of the Stags as the Rutting season starts.

No peace for the wicked

 

[bartman]

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the pipes.........................

and chooses not to

 

[barryd]

The scooter is a good one to leave ten feet from the side of your van. Guitar and scattered empty super strength tramp lager cans on the other side is another and my wifi hot spot is "Mad Axe Murderer". (True dat)

 

[Pauljenny]

You can buy realistic plastic turds.
A few of those is a wise investment.
Especially if you leave a trail of them from your hab door to theirs.
Always here, to help

 

[GeoffL]

Learn the violin!

Tried that, got the tee-shirt. All that happened was next door popped over for a jam!

 

[Martin P]

Its stopped working. At Nairn Harbour and its rammed. Barely 2 foot between

 

[Nesting Zombie]

I went past there a few weeks ago & tbh I think it’s like a shanty town.


Shame

 

[Jo001]

Nairn harbour was lovely a lot of years ago. As was the road that is now the NC500. I'm so glad I did it, a couple of times, before it became a box to tick.

 

[chrishunter]

You can buy realistic plastic turds.
A few of those is a wise investment.
Especially if you leave a trail of them from your hab door to theirs.
Always here, to help

I`ve already got a couple ,i`m going to buy a few more to spread around especially having dogs.

 

[barryd]

After three months in France where to be fair I did find some cracking places with loads of space mainly in the mountains I can't wait to get back to some of our favourite CL sites in England with half a mile between vans.

 

[alcam]

You can buy realistic plastic turds.
A few of those is a wise investment.
Especially if you leave a trail of them from your hab door to theirs.
Always here, to help

Why buy when you can make your own , for nowt