How rude

Jays said:
Think you are one of the T*at drivers who have paid to use the road and are in a rush to get to your next stop!
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Jays said:
Think you are one of the T*at drivers who have paid to use the road and are in a rush to get to your next stop!
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I might be a t*at! But I am a considerate one. I always pull over at the 1st safe opportunity to allow others to pass me safely. I'm never really in a rush, but there could be a doctor, a person like yourself with a loved one that's needing to get help for some reason and unable to because of a bunch of cyclist that are holding traffic up while they enjoy there chats. Same goes for tractors, there is a law if I remember correctly from my farming days that you have to pull over if you are holding up approximately 10 vehicles.

Not only that, but when out on hols or cycling, it's leisure time. To many seem to be the real t*ats and don't think of working folk and people in a rush to get help etc....

So yeah, call me a T*at if you like, but I am always considerate and thoughtful to others.
 
Shock Report Reveals That Most Middle Aged Cyclists Are Closet Homosexuals
2016-12-18



It’s a conundrum that has puzzled both experts and laymen for years – why do seemingly normal middle aged men spend a large part of their free time dressed in tight Lycra while staring at other men’s bottoms? Well now a new study has revealed the answer – they are mainly closet homosexuals.

The study authors from The University Of West South Elmsall, sent out a confidential survey to over 1,000 cyclists – middle aged men in Lycra – asking a series of probing questions about their taste in clothes, music, theatre and film. “The data we got back was clear cut”, said Professor Keith Lee who headed up the study, “The number of fans of musical theatre, Kylie Minogue, Shirley Bassey, Liza Minnelli, Abba and Bet Lynch off Coronation Street was striking. Skinny jeans ownership was also off the scale. If these aren’t clear signs of batting for the other side, I don’t know what are.”

One cyclist from Wickersley who asked not to be named said “I’m admitting to nothing, but where else would you get the chance to wear skin tight luminous Lycra shorts with a padded crotch, and cop an eyeful of muscular flexing buttock for two hours without anyone thinking anything of it? And even being at the front of the pack and getting chased is quite a thrill. Everyone knows the score but when we stop for coffee, we talk about cars and other manly stuff. It’s a game.”

We approached Tour De France winner Sir Bradley Wiggins for his comments, but a spokesperson said he was away at a Judy Garland tribute weekend.
 
Byronic said:
I pay a lot more road tax fuel tax and purchase tax in my gas guzzling
195bhp car than some of you in your sluggish motorcaravans, that's
right you lot taking up the full carriagewidth in unnecessarily large vehicles,
obscuring the way ahead and rarely pulling over into a layby (although
professing otherwise) to allow passing. What's more you motorcaravanners
generally seem to be a bunch of old codgers, when was the last time you
at least took an eyesight test, let alone a competance test of any kind on
your driving abilities, long ago and long overdue judging from what I've seen.

Yeah, and I've seen the (potentially hazardous) grey water slick some
of you slyly eject on the Queens Highway :)

None of us is perfect, including cyclists are we. :)
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The print is to small for me to read,and i got confused half way through,er what were we talking about again.:confused:
 
MarkJ said:
I was coming to a cross roads junction, going up the minor road intending to turn left. This is a junction I use pretty much every day.

I could see right was clear, but you can't see left so easily. I eased carefully out, looking left, and had to stand on the brakes straightaway. Luckily I was hardly moving because coming towards me, on the wrong side of the road, was a bloke in a Passat estate overtaking two cyclists. Speed is hard to assess in these situations but I'd be surprised if he was within the 30 limit.

But you know what really rankled? As he sped past, near enough for me to see the stubble on his chin, I could see he was shouting at me. I'm pretty sure he said "effing look before you pull out you w@nker".

Nice.
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Someone else about 30 pages ago said he bet you wish you had never started!!!
My, the first, reply was meant to be ironic, even, possibly, humorous , now we are at nearly 80 replies and it looks like WW3 has broken out!!

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Where in the op did it say the two cyclist were side by side? The op stated the difficulty at that junction in seeing the on coming traffic from the left and he/she edged out slowly.
The VW Pisstwat driver was totally at fault, over taking at a junction, driving at speed, road raging and being a complete prick. What do you expect, he was a poor mans BMW/Audi driver.

The cyclist just happened to be doing what they are entitled to do. Ride on the road.

Cyclists sometimes hack me off but I just don't get the anti-cyclist venom coming from some members.

Chill out fer gawds sake.
 
Since my brother had a crash on his motorbike I'm not allowed one, not strictly true, was told get a motorbike but don't expect me to wait around for the phone call.

No Lycra worn in the house only rubber :tongue:
 
Crikey, what have I started? 😎

I do love this site.... room for everybody.
 
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