Home economics 1950😂

[Scotia]

 

[trevskoda]

Was like that in our home when i was a we yin, now days, where the feck have you been to this time of the morning, and you stink of booze.

 

[Trotter]

If only chez Trotter was like that
Trev beat me to it. I meant as the OP.

Coincidentally, yesterday I was watching Harry Enfield sketches on YouTube. Mr Chumley-Warner,

 

[izwozral]

Nowhere in that Home Economics book does it mention keeping the husband satisfied in the bedroom, surely this is every woman's duty?

 

[antiquesam]

I half expected it to finish off with "Norwich".

 

[Scotia]

Nowhere in that Home Economics book does it mention keeping the husband satisfied in the bedroom, surely this is every woman's duty?

That's why you were given twa hands son!

 

[molly 2]

All kitchen appliances are white to match the wedding dress .

 

[Trotter]

Nowhere in that Home Economics book does it mention keeping the husband satisfied in the bedroom, surely this is every woman's duty?

All a distant memory, alas.

 

[Scotia]

That's why you were given twa hands son!

Or twa rashers of bacon.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

 

[Trotter]

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I love Lucy? Yup, that’s Desi Arnez

 

[mariesnowgoose]

 

[trevskoda]

Why do girls have small feet, so they can get closer to the sink.

 

[Wully]

 

[Robmac]

Was like that in our home when i was a we yin, now days, where the feck have you been to this time of the morning, and you stink of booze.

I've told you you should lay off it a bit Trev!

 

[mark61]

Was like that in our home when i was a we yin, now days, where the feck have you been to this time of the morning, and you stink of booze.

Amateur.
Tell her you won’t be back till about 5AM ish. Then go back home at 3.30 and tell her you left the boozer and your mates early, because you missed her so much.

Didn't work for me though.

 

[yorkslass]

Where are the tips to look after your wife

 

[trevskoda]

Where are the tips to look after your wife

Feed her once a day and let her wear cloths on sundays only, well maybe if shopping.

 

[Tim120]

Nowhere in that Home Economics book does it mention keeping the husband satisfied in the bedroom, surely this is every woman's duty?

Ah yes, breakfast in bed, mind the crumbs she's got enough to do.

 

[Scotia]

Where are the tips to look after your wife

I put dubbin on her walking boots yesterday.