Have you ever been startled

[The laird]

Jeez

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Non, now, Gordon, be nice!

 

[Tonybvi]

What on earth are you doing looking at pictures like that when you’re on holiday, Gordon, especially as it seems that he’s over in France now as well? I hope Fiona hasn’t seen the pictures or she won’t be able to sleep tonight!

 

[campingnotoriousdeer]

Whoa, looks like Gordon's got some explaining to do!

 

[The laird]

What can I say
I'm sure oor wully will be along to slate me shortly

 

[Pauljenny]

The old boy improves with age...
Like Gorgonzola cheese.

 

[runnach]

Actually, oor Wully scrubs up well.

 

[runnach]

What can I say
I'm sure oor wully will be along to slate me shortly

Slate me, well he is a roofer

 

[The laird]

Slate me, well he is a roofer

Got it eh thought you might have left this a roan

 

[runnach]

Got it eh thought you might have left this a roan

It was easy, I nailed it in a nano second

 

[The laird]

He has went to ground terry ,prob doon the ladder

 

[caledonia]

We all know that’s the wallpaper on your fone and I’ve heard about you and big Wull planning a secret French mini meet

 

[Wully]

Gordon you better watch out crossing the border back to uk think them French customs guys would like a word with you some dirty barsteward phoned them said you were carrying illegal contraband. Told them they would need an extra large hand and glove to do the cavity search.

 

[The laird]

Gordon you better watch out crossing the border back to uk think them French customs guys would like a word with you some dirty barsteward phoned them said you were carrying illegal contraband. Told them they would need an extra large hand and glove to do the cavity search.

Well it's a dirty job but I suppose someone has to do it

 

[Bigshug]

Gordon you better watch out crossing the border back to uk think them French customs guys would like a word with you some dirty barsteward phoned them said you were carrying illegal contraband. Told them they would need an extra large hand and glove to do the cavity search.

They can keep whatever they find

 

[caledonia]

That Gordon will go to some lengths to smuggle his favourite Stornaway Black Pudding

 

[The laird]

That Gordon will go to some lengths to smuggle his favourite Stornaway Black Pudding

Don't know why some folks never want to taste it cal