Biddy, the office cleaner at the Bank in Kidderminster where I worked [and played in goal for the Bank football team on Saturdays], said she was a better goalkeeper than me because she could stop 2 balls at once, even when she had her ankles in the roof straps of 'my Bert's Vauxhall with the back seat folded down'. It's 50 years this year since Biddy retired, but her words remain crystal clear ...
But only because it has an unfair advantage by being refused entry in the first place ... . Wonder who nicked England's football boots and who will get the blame [2 different parties?] . If only I could spell cynicism ...
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