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The nit nurse whacked my pecker with a ruler once. What the hell did she expect, she cupped my balls and asked me to cough. I choice to ignore her cos I liked what she was doing, my pecker started to salute her and she whacked it. :eek:
 
The nit nurse whacked my pecker with a ruler once. What the hell did she expect, she cupped my balls and asked me to cough. I choice to ignore her cos I liked what she was doing, my pecker started to salute her and she whacked it. :eek:
What was she doing looking for nits down there
 
What was she doing looking for nits down there
The nit nurse looked for said nits in your hair, dirty fingernails and to see of your balls had dropped. I am convinced that she was a member of the Gestapo who managed to escape capture in Germany, either that or she was kicked out of the Gestapo for being too nasty.

Besides, 'down there' was as bald as a baboons bum!

It does beg the question why they were so concerned about whether your balls had dropped or not?
 
REmemeber school well when the nurse lookes at the one eyed trouser snake, for what i have no idea at 10/11 years old, and she was about 90. :eek:
 

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