Get yer trousers doon and sleeve up.

[TeamRienza]

Bowels are the very essence of life. We are simply a tube with teeth at one end and a set of puckered lips at the other.

Davy

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Bowels are the very essence of life. We are simply a tube with teeth at one end and a set of puckered lips at the other.

Davy

 

[Trotter]

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Best picture of Maggie Thatcher ever.

 

[harrow]

You're not supposed to crap in the envelope..
Your supposed to use those card strips to smear a little onto the card and close the trapdoor.
It's a bit like a reverse advent calendar.
We call it ," The game of poo sticks. ".

Would you fancy working in the mail room, at the test centre ..?
Get up every morning and look forward to a busy day..

I bet the postman don't steal those letters

 

[tidewatcher]

And today children we are going through the poo window......

 

[jagmanx]

Do you have to MT your cassette in UK or are you allowed to import UK poo imto the EU...after all it is UK food processed in UK ?

 

[tidewatcher]

Do you have to MT your cassette in UK or are you allowed to import UK poo imto the EU...after all it is UK food processed in UK ?

Following the logic to its natural conclusion you would also need an enema before boarding........... Please don’t suggest this to Mr. Macron who seems a bit tetchy at the moment.

 

[Trotter]

Following the logic to its natural conclusion you would also need an enema before boarding........... Please don’t suggest this to Mr. Macron who seems a bit tetchy at the moment.

Yup.He looks pretty close to a bowel movement atm. Then again,he always does. 'Praps it's his gallic charm

 

[Peter51]

OooWully that brought a laugh to my face on a driech winters day.

 

[izwozral]

Bowels are the very essence of life. We are simply a tube with teeth at one end and a set of puckered lips at the other.

Davy

I like that.

I will now go through life seeing people as walking intestines.

What a blow to the vainglorious.

 

[trevskoda]

Best picture of Maggie Thatcher ever.

WEll she did talk sh-t.

 

[trevskoda]

I cringe at licking the envelope to seal it.

 

[TeamRienza]

@izwozral . The other thing I was taught to do when confronted by a self important individual spouting off, was to simply smile and picture them sitting on the toilet with trousers etc round their ankles.

A great leveller.

 

[jagmanx]

Yup.He looks pretty close to a bowel movement atm. Then again,he always does. 'Praps it's his gallic charm

OR his GARLIC charm

 

[mariesnowgoose]

{groan}