Get yer trousers doon and sleeve up.

[Wully]

Just when you thought it was a case of just rolling up yer sleeve and get yer vaccine here’s some more good news on how they’ll be testing us in a couple of months time troosers doon folks. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...est-23400827&usg=AOvVaw1l_CMcqmOqCJbzsPKd8tLv

 

[wildebus]

Just when you thought it was a case of just rolling up yer sleeve and get yer vaccine here’s some more good news on how they’ll be testing us in a couple of months time troosers doon folks. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwikp_XB58buAhUTThUIHZC7AQcQ0PADegQIBxAB&url=https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-start-anal-swabbing-test-23400827&usg=AOvVaw1l_CMcqmOqCJbzsPKd8tLv

apparently it is just a way to disuade the Chinese from travelling to celebrate the Lunar New Year (that testing only needed when travelling out of region)

 

[izwozral]

Why on earth are they showing someone taking a throat swab when the article is about anus swabbing. I hope they have more than one swab stick!

 

[campervanannie]

Just when you thought it was a case of just rolling up yer sleeve and get yer vaccine here’s some more good news on how they’ll be testing us in a couple of months time troosers doon folks. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwikp_XB58buAhUTThUIHZC7AQcQ0PADegQIBxAB&url=https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-start-anal-swabbing-test-23400827&usg=AOvVaw1l_CMcqmOqCJbzsPKd8tLv

That might be better for me as I don’t have a gag reflex in my arse.

 

[Toffeecat]

Oh no, just when i thought my bowl cancer screen was over and my anus was safe, this happens! And how big is the swab?

 

[Wully]

apparently it is just a way to disuade the Chinese from travelling to celebrate the Lunar New Year (that testing only needed when travelling out of region)

That might work if they use these

 

[campervanannie]

That might work if they use these

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Pissed myself laughing at that

 

[TeamRienza]

I’m just glad that every 3 years I get a colonoscopy rather than the camera down the throat.

Davy

 

[maingate]

Nicola Sturgeon has just ordered 5 million of the ones in the photo ....

... I bet they are for the English visitors.

 

[trevskoda]

Oh no, just when i thought my bowl cancer screen was over and my anus was safe, this happens! And how big is the swab?

One of these im told.

 

[Bigshug]

I am just worried that I might like it

 

[Fazerloz]

Do you think they might struggle to find find testers. We all know what happens when the elderly bend over.

 

[Fazerloz]

Pissed myself laughing at that

You might find you have a gag reflex as well.

 

[Pauljenny]

While I'm there, they can check l my prostate, see if I've got worms and I'm sure I swallowed a silver sixpence in the Xmas pudding of 1952.
That could be worth money now.

 

[Fazerloz]

While I'm there, they can check l my prostate, see if I've got worms and I'm sure I swallowed a silver sixpence in the Xmas pudding of 1952.
That could be worth money now.

No sixpence but cut down on the sweetcorn.

 

[Tezza33]

That might work if they use these

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Pissed myself laughing at that

You're OK Annie, they have a Yorkshire version

 

[Pauljenny]

You're OK Annie, they have a Yorkshire version
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Thanks Terry.
I've heard of a wash and brush up. ...
But I'm staying away from Yorkshire..
I could lose both contact lenses, if they use that..
Mind you, it might cure my ear wax problem.

 

[oppy]

That might work if they use these

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Whilst not on quite such a scale but, I get something similar every couple of years and I can assure you that it's not a lot of fun

 

[Tezza33]

It isn't for us gentlemen Paul, apparently they need somewhere to squeeze the head dry

 

[TeamRienza]

Probably about time for some one to resurrect a ‘picolax’ thread. Probably a different forum but I recall laughing at the description of how it ‘works’.

Davy