drive north

[sundown]

another wee riddle for your tiny minds to solve

an armed robber one day hijacks a passing cab
points the gun at the cabbies head and shouts "drive north"
but I cant!, replies the cabbie
drive north or i'll shoot your head off, says the gunman
"but I cant" replies the cabbie
the gunman shoots his head off
which was a pity because the cabbie couldnt drive north
but why couldn't he?

 

[lenny]

Anything to do with John O Groats/

 

[sundown]

Anything to do with John O Groats/

no its more to do with where, you cannot go north,
you cant even look north
in fact, all points north just dont exist!

 

[lenny]

no its more to do with where, you cannot go north,
you cant even look north
in fact, all points north just dont exist!

The North Pole?,can you get a txi there?

 

[sundown]

The North Pole?,can you get a txi there?

10 out of 10 lenny
of course you can get a taxi there
how do you think the eskimos
get home from the pub

 

[lenny]

10 out of 10 lenny
of course you can get a taxi there
how do you think the eskimos
get home from the pub

Must have been a Harpoon gun

 

[avandriver]

When he is finished with that taxi can he send it to my house ..


I am still waiting for one from christmas


Steve

 

[Trevor]

10 out of 10 lenny
of course you can get a taxi there
how do you think the eskimos
get home from the pub

They dont they just knock up a quick igloo in the carpark even though there is probably no drink driving laws out there.

 

[avandriver]

They dont they just knock up a quick igloo in the carpark even though there is probably no drink driving laws out there.

How come eskimo's get to stay in pub car parks and we cant


Steve

 

[Trevor]

How come eskimo's get to stay in pub car parks and we cant


Steve

Oh yes we can

But we can't do this.

 

[tresrikay]

They dont they just knock up a quick igloo in the carpark even though there is probably no drink driving laws out there.

They have a forum called Wildiglooing for innuits, and just started a pub stopover thread, one entry "the north star"

 

[Don]

I thought perhaps it was Scotch Corner as the news was just saying traffic snarled up due to snow.

Sorry if any of you guys are stranded.

Don

 

[sundown]

I thought perhaps it was Scotch Corner as the news was just saying traffic snarled up due to snow.

Sorry if any of you guys are stranded.

Don

yea! plenty snow in scotland,
time to dump the camper and get the dogs and sleigh out.
but if the government find out about it
they'll slap the fuel tax on pedegree chum!

 

[Trevor]

yea! plenty snow in scotland,
time to dump the camper and get the dogs and sleigh out.
but if the government find out about it
they'll slap the fuel tax on pedegree chum!

hey you guy's its not bad where i am, heres one of my back garden.

 

[hillwalker]

i like the wolf, trev

 

[Trevor]

i like the wolf, trev

I brought it back from Belgium a canny few year ago.

 

[hillwalker]

I brought it back from Belgium a canny few year ago.

it's cool mate.. it looks pretty real

 

[lenny]

hey you guy's its not bad where i am, heres one of my back garden.

Hi Trev ,is that Bill and Ben at the bottom of the garden?

 

[sammclouis]

i love the dwarves...

 

[Trevor]

it's cool mate.. it looks pretty real

Aye it sure do Garry,