Coming of age

[Somelier]

Never ever never. As somebody else said "it's all money money money" these days. But we did have a great laugh. The undertaker was quite shocked when I told him we wanted the ashes of the second to be poured into the first one's urn. The children have then been told to give them a good shake so that we can have sex for the very last time.
Even that had to be spoiled because the urns aren't big enough for two!! Such is life or whatever!

We have the ashes of our last 3 dogs in boxes stored on the top of the bureaux in the sitting room. We intended to pour them into the bottom of our newly planted hawthorn hedge, but haven't got round to it yet.

The funny thing is that every so often, our present dog looks up at the boxes and barks or makes other noises!

 

[BrianG]

Keep it up lads. Getting old and dying can be fun just like all the other "ages of man". Still got my eyes but not many teath.

 

[n brown]

when i was younger i was a gravedigger in bournemouth,quite a busy gig,and also helped in the crematorium.had a laugh every day! there was a junior school next to part of the cemetery,and sometimes we'd cut the digging a bit fine and have to hide in the bushes during the planting,sorry interment.bloody kids would be at the fence asking awkward questions,we'd be shushing them and laughing. ahhh fun times