Boris7
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You’d thinkNobody from Bedfordshire would shout 'mint sauce' at cows, they would shout "horse radish sauce"![]()

You’d thinkNobody from Bedfordshire would shout 'mint sauce' at cows, they would shout "horse radish sauce"![]()
Nobody from Bedfordshire would shout 'mint sauce' at cows, they would shout "horse radish sauce"![]()
I said "Boo!" to a Goose once, just to prove that I could.
It just gave me a weird look and waddled away.![]()
This happened to us last night in Wales. We are parked, along with a few other campers, in a layby set quite far back from the road on the A487.Good morning all,
We are new to motorhoming, a little dream I’ve had since I was a teenager and finally we saved enough to buy a Wentworth, absolutely love it!
We are currently trying our very first wild camping experience by Loch Ness. We are away from the loch and tourist places on a B road off a B road and it’s quiet with hardly any cars. On a lay-by from the app but we have had a couple of cars go past and honk their horn are we doing something wrong?
I’ve read a lot on the forums and I’m not sure it’s for me I feel quite nervous about upsetting people.
Thanks![]()
Or, the trio of more cynical sheep (ewe, ewe and ewe), would reply baa_locks ...Even the Sheep yawn at that one Barry - like they haven't heard it before!![]()
I wouldn't worry about the cars honking.Good morning all,
We are new to motorhoming, a little dream I’ve had since I was a teenager and finally we saved enough to buy a Wentworth, absolutely love it!
We are currently trying our very first wild camping experience by Loch Ness. We are away from the loch and tourist places on a B road off a B road and it’s quiet with hardly any cars. On a lay-by from the app but we have had a couple of cars go past and honk their horn are we doing something wrong?
I’ve read a lot on the forums and I’m not sure it’s for me I feel quite nervous about upsetting people.
Thanks![]()
Aye but the idiot in the gimp suit is being worked from the back by the lunatic in the green mankiniI wouldn't worry about the cars honking.
It's the lunatic in a gimp mask carrying an axe and a bottle of chloroform.
If you do manage to get away, tell the police the axe wielding lunatic is called Boris7, as in post #18.
My WiFi hot spot is Mad Axe Murderer. I assumed it would deter people from parking two feet from my bloody window but it doesn't. I like the idea of the gimp mask though and chloroform. Maybe in addition I could just leave a Gimp mask and at bottle of chloroform on the scooter rack. Could you maybe send me one of your spare masks Ral? Cheers.I wouldn't worry about the cars honking.
It's the lunatic in a gimp mask carrying an axe and a bottle of chloroform.
If you do manage to get away, tell the police the axe wielding lunatic is called Boris7, as in post #18.
My WiFi hot spot is Mad Axe Murderer. I assumed it would deter people from parking two feet from my bloody window but it doesn't. I like the idea of the gimp mask though and chloroform. Maybe in addition I could just leave a Gimp mask and at bottle of chloroform on the scooter rack. Could you maybe send me one of your spare masks Ral? Cheers.
Usual "eegits"....ignore!Good morning all,
We are new to motorhoming, a little dream I’ve had since I was a teenager and finally we saved enough to buy a Wentworth, absolutely love it!
We are currently trying our very first wild camping experience by Loch Ness. We are away from the loch and tourist places on a B road off a B road and it’s quiet with hardly any cars. On a lay-by from the app but we have had a couple of cars go past and honk their horn are we doing something wrong?
I’ve read a lot on the forums and I’m not sure it’s for me I feel quite nervous about upsetting people.
Thanks![]()
Took us a while to work it out. But here in Turkey, all the beeps and flashing lights are to welcome us!
Glad you included the word air in the first sentence!We got air-horned at 6 in the morning in Norway. Beautiful fjord, huge lay-by, lorry driver obviously felt if he was up and driving, we should be too. Ignore them.
If you’re where I think you are, you have a great view.
Does that also apply to passing geese?Yep,,,As Fishermen says.
(I would just put a sign up saying-
‘Honk if you’re a Twat’
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Yep, I don’t discriminateDoes that also apply to passing geese?
Steve