Campsite mischief

Sharon the Cat said:
I had a rather sweet bit of motorhome related payback over the weekend.
We were parked up at a pub stop, right in the far corner of an overflow type car park, when we had to retire early as the pub shut at 6pm.
After a couple of hours a car decided to park about a foot away from us and play very very loud music. After some time Phill peeped through a window and told me they were blowing up balloons. Because of this I told him to leave well alone. They eventually buggered off, some time well after midnight.

The next morning I went out to investigate the heap of packaging, Nitrous Oxide canisters and rubbish they had left behind. It was a 2023 plate car and the idiots were obviously off their faces when they left, as they didn't realise that amongst the rubbish was a nice iPhone 16. This is now with West Mercia Police, as is his registration number and description.
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they were only having a laugh
 
Sharon the Cat said:
I had a rather sweet bit of motorhome related payback over the weekend.
We were parked up at a pub stop, right in the far corner of an overflow type car park, when we had to retire early as the pub shut at 6pm.
After a couple of hours a car decided to park about a foot away from us and play very very loud music. After some time Phill peeped through a window and told me they were blowing up balloons. Because of this I told him to leave well alone. They eventually buggered off, some time well after midnight.

The next morning I went out to investigate the heap of packaging, Nitrous Oxide canisters and rubbish they had left behind. It was a 2023 plate car and the idiots were obviously off their faces when they left, as they didn't realise that amongst the rubbish was a nice iPhone 16. This is now with West Mercia Police, as is his registration number and description.
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I hope you didn’t hand it in to Worcester station, I found a newish Samsung and handed it in ,no receipt or acknowledgement, years back it would have been yours after 6 months
 
r4dent said:
A group of my colleagues went camping on a bike rally..

Unfortunately the group of bikers adjacent were noisy and it was rather late when my mates got off to sleep.

One of my mates woke up and was desperate for the loo, which was a typical low standard rally toilet on the far side of the site.

Inspiration struck when he saw the upswept exhaust pipes on the neighbour's sports bikes !
When he got back in the tent he told everyone what he had done, and throughout the night others followed his example.

The next morning hey were outside their tent and cooking bacon when the group next door emerged from their slumbers
and decided to ride into town to get breakfast and so started their bikes.

Streams of liquid came out of the exhausts and drenched my mates, their tents and their bacon.


This is a good time to point out that my mates were all serving Police Officers!
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Upswept exhaust should have a small condensation drain hole, to be kept clear, at the lowest point.
 
JQB said:
Upswept exhaust should have a small condensation drain hole, to be kept clear, at the lowest point.
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The hole is usually in the lowest point of the silencer and doesn't drain as quickly as the system was being filled.
Liquid would gather in the pipe beyond the silencer
 
Just a couple of things on different sites although i would call them karma and not mischief :)

The first was a guy in a brand new top of the range tag axle motorhome that had opened his waste tank drain valve so any waste water ran staright out onto the pitch and towards us as we were slightly lower than them. They both showered in the van daily so you can image how much waste water was coming out. He had an Aquaroll which he would have to go and fill up daily then use a 12v pump to put it into the vans tank.
I told him it was open but he said it was broke so he couldn`t close it, i went over when they went out on their bikes and it closed perfectly for me.
A few days later he found out the valve had been shut when it overflowed the shower tray and into the van, we could hear his wife shouting like hell for him to stop.

The second was a guy in a battered old self build LDV Convoy minibus who had 3 dogs and would slightly open the sliding door let the dogs out who would come onto our pitch have a good shyte and piss they go back into the LDV.
We never saw him come out so i asked him through the window to stop his dogs doing this but he just ignored me and pulled the sheet across the window.
Very early the next morning i collected all the shyte on our pitch and stacked it neatly on the plastic crate he was using as a step, then i unplugged his EHU cable and waited.
When he surfaced he came out in a right huff put one foot on the step and went arse over tit as he slipped on all the shyte, i found this hilarious, he didn`t and shouted a load of obcenities in our general direction.
I went to reception and complained but they said the guy was on his own with no pets/dogs, i told them otherwise and backed it up with some photos i`d took.
They came straight round to his pitch and after a very heated discission he left.
 
barryd said:
Its a slow day here in Mortehoe (Woolacombe). Its raining and the mists have come down. On top of that the bike is playing up so I literally have nothing to do.

A motorhomer has gone out of the day and left his awning. How big a job will it be to move it to another level or pitch and see if they notice when they return? :ROFLMAO:

I think I need rescuing. :D

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A group of us once turned the outer section of a frame tent around to the opposite side, away from the doorway in, the lads returned from the pub and spent hours trying to get in before they realised what had happened...........................
 
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