Bought a Kiwi campervan.

[caledonia]

I have one like that.

Rafertys motor car

 

[r4dent]

Oi !
It's only 2 minutes ago that you were whinging on about solicitors and bankers keeping you in poverty .
Have you won the lottery or pulled another bank robbery?
The sight of you, wearing a green mankini and stocking mask, brandishing a sawn- off...
They'd hand the dosh over pronto.
We take it that this one doesn't have a whacking great hole in the roof ?

He doesn't need the shot gun.

He just says "Hand over the money, or I take the mankini off" .

 

[The laird]

Some might say keep the kini on and give him the dosh still

 

[izwozral]

He doesn't need the shot gun.

He just says "Hand over the money, or I take the mankini off" .

Cashier asked "is that a loaded pistol you are carrying in your mankini".
I replied "no it ain't, it's a 12 bore shotgun".

She fainted!

 

[Scotia]

Cashier asked "is that a loaded pistol you are carrying in your mankini".
I replied "no it ain't, it's a 12 bore shotgun".

She fainted!

Didn't you mean a pea shooter ?

 

[Vanterrier]

If you put a large potato in the mankini to impress the ladies, make sure you put it in the front

 

[izwozral]

If you put a large potato in the mankini to impress the ladies, make sure you put it in the front

 

[Jo001]

If you put a large potato in the mankini to impress the ladies, make sure you put it in the front

Wine/keyboard interface incident ...

 

[izwozral]

Here she is.

 

[Fisherman]

Here she is.
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Looks great Ral, Enjoy your trips.

 

[izwozral]

 

[RichardHelen262]

Looks good,

 

[mark61]

Nice looking camper.

 

[izwozral]

Camper has 100watt solar, 500watt inverter, new large chiller box, new portapotty, awning with sides approx 2mtr sq., new door and window seals all round, digital aerial, new memory foam cushions that forms a double bed, all pots pans, glasses, bowls, cutlery, sunscreen lotion, insect repellant, cleaning products, bedding, dream catcher( ), outdoor flooring mat 2mtr sq., full tank of diesel, full tank of gas, full mot, tax, 2k of road user charges (it's a Kiwi thing), full service, 2x new tyres and cupboard full of food.
Done about 106k miles, cost around 10k.we think it is a good buy after seeing some of the shockers being sold.


Did rather like this little cutie but couldn't twoc it

 

[Wully]

That’s a nice wee van Ral wishing you safe travels in her. I cant picture you with an Itchy-pussy (Mitsubishi).

 

[witzend]

Yep proper Job your all sorted Now. And it looks good now Please keep us udated with your Travel Photos

 

[trevskoda]

Didn't you mean a pea shooter ?

Barley shooter more like.

 

[trevskoda]

Nice and tidy van, let her rip me lad.

 

[Pauljenny]

Here she is.
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Pretty looking bit of kit.
You'll have fun and adventures in that.
We want pix and details.
No selfies, though...
Unless it's from Izzy.

 

[caledonia]

Nice wee hippy van peace man