i'm sure this one's been done before ! i've been woken up at 9am in Wales by a woman shouting in a voice like the Queen's, that i was illegally parked and i must therefore leave immediately!
this caused me to break out in hysterical laughter, which made her even angrier. i couldn't speak for laughing and she finally gave up and cleared off,muttering threats and imprecations.
apart from police with machine guns in Portugal and Spain, gendarmes ''allez maintenant!! '' at 2 am, markets being erected around us,trapping us for days, having an illegal rave spring up all round and being bothered by doggers and badger baiters, it's been quite uneventful