Another gassing story

I find it amazing how many I talk to that don't have a decent safe in their van.

A decent safe ? Do people normally carry any safe decent or otherwise ? Or is the poster trying to ascertain where people keep their precious things ?
 
I have one of these fitted into the motorhome Safe E5-370

The 1,440kg it weighs eats into the payload a little but needs must when it comes to protecting my wallet which hasn`t seen the light of day for years :dance:
 
"The mother and father decided to speak out following the story of another couple who were drugged in France, which featured in this newspaper yesterday."

Lottery ticket?
 
Sad experience but £17000 sounds like they’ve added a few 00.

Depends on what they carry onboard.
If my son comes away with me we can carry the following -
2 x Canon dslr cameras, £5000.
4 or more lens, £10,000.
Tripod, £800.
MacBook Pro, £2,500.
iPad, £600.
Snipe satellite, £600.
Omega watch £6,000.
Swarovski binoculars, £2,500.
Swarovski spotting scope, £2000.
The above is over £29,000 and I’m sure I’ve missed a few gadgets tv, satnav comes to mind.
 
And what is the postcode for your workshop ?


Alf

I also attach the electricity direct to the doors and widow handles along with explosive devices on the door mats, gas release devices, and a belt fed shotgun to clear the inside area of movement. I hope the Police do not investigate or even worse my oldish brain forgetting what I went for in there on my return.
 
A decent safe ? Do people normally carry any safe decent or otherwise ? Or is the poster trying to ascertain where people keep their precious things ?

Well I certainly have one bolted through the floor of the van, why not. ? The amount of money spent on the van and accessories a decent safe is very little. Doesn't matter what you spend on door locks if once in they can just pick up and walk away with your valuables. Don't say you hide things they know every hide hole going. They are professionals at it doing it on a daily basis.
 
I also attach the electricity direct to the doors and widow handles along with explosive devices on the door mats, gas release devices, and a belt fed shotgun to clear the inside area of movement. I hope the Police do not investigate or even worse my oldish brain forgetting what I went for in there on my return.

Fixing electric wires to the widow's handles all sounds too m & s to me, but what you do in your shed is up to you.
 
A fairly easy touch then, you ought to try to make it more difficult.

Alf


I also attach the electricity direct to the doors and widow handles along with explosive devices on the door mats, gas release devices, and a belt fed shotgun to clear the inside area of movement. I hope the Police do not investigate or even worse my oldish brain forgetting what I went for in there on my return.
 
Depends on what they carry onboard.
If my son comes away with me we can carry the following -
2 x Canon dslr cameras, £5000.
4 or more lens, £10,000.
Tripod, £800.
MacBook Pro, £2,500.
iPad, £600.
Snipe satellite, £600.
Omega watch £6,000.
Swarovski binoculars, £2,500.
Swarovski spotting scope, £2000.
The above is over £29,000 and I’m sure I’ve missed a few gadgets tv, satnav comes to mind.

Could you please let me know where you intend parking up at nights,sounds well worth me investing in a cyl of gas.:sleep-027:
 
Could you please let me know where you intend parking up at nights,sounds well worth me investing in a cyl of gas.:sleep-027:


I`ll help you Trev :dance: no need to buy any gas i had a good curry last night and it`s already producing :scared:
 
Fixing electric wires to the widow's handles all sounds too m & s to me, but what you do in your shed is up to you.

I was refering to my workshop from earlier in the posting, NOT MY BEDROOM. or the van. Mind you the industrial compressor coupled to two sets of air horn trumpets, might uset the neighbours if I go off for a time in the van leaving the compressor turned on.
 
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I also attach the electricity direct to the doors and widow handles along with explosive devices on the door mats, gas release devices, and a belt fed shotgun to clear the inside area of movement. I hope the Police do not investigate or even worse my oldish brain forgetting what I went for in there on my return.
I used to work with a chap who used to stretch bare wires across the windows and plug the wires into the mains power point.

He used to live in kenya and that was a common way to stop burglars,

he still did it when he lived in London !

:scared::scared::scared:
 
What a cynical bunch I always travel with 2 Rolex watches on the dash in case I lose one I am wearing
 
I was refering to my workshop from earlier in the posting, NOT MY BEDROOM. or the van. Mind you the industrial compressor coupled to two sets of air horn trumpets, might uset the neighbours if I go off for a time in the van leaving the compressor turned on.

That response took some thought. Two months. lol
 
Future Plans.......

A few POLICE AWARE decals (in various lingos) for me.
Now we all know, including miscreants that the rozzers
would even in a real event unlikely to be actually doing anything,so I'll
combine the above with a few fake stick on window cracks and holes,
and a clip on cracked fridge vent, I then have all the evidence to indicate
that I've just been turned over, and not worth bothering with. :idea:

Mind you, I could save myself the trouble and persist with relying on
my van looking as not worth robbing, even without the
embellishments!
 
I was refering to my workshop from earlier in the posting, NOT MY BEDROOM. or the van. Mind you the industrial compressor coupled to two sets of air horn trumpets, might uset the neighbours if I go off for a time in the van leaving the compressor turned on.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Future Plans.......

A few POLICE AWARE decals (in various lingos) for me.
Now we all know, including miscreants that the rozzers
would even in a real event unlikely to be actually doing anything,so I'll
combine the above with a few fake stick on window cracks and holes,
and a clip on cracked fridge vent, I then have all the evidence to indicate
that I've just been turned over, and not worth bothering with. :idea:

Mind you, I could save myself the trouble and persist with relying on
my van looking as not worth robbing, even without the
embellishments!

Seamus sent me a window sticker saying,IRA STAFF CAR DONT F--KING TOUCH.:scared:
 

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