ADVISE PLEASE! everything in our van has two uses

[Sidders]

Is this gonna get me in trouble

 

[Boris7]

Run and ride son, run and hide

 

[Sidders]

I put some thought into it! Flowers will be dead in a week so I’ve bought a packet of 12 it’s a longer lasting present

 

[RichardHelen262]

I think you will be fine.
I just found out that a cauliflower, isn’t a substitute for roses.
Never mind at least it will be quiet this weekend

 

[Jo001]

It's got hearts on it, so it was probably made to be used for that.

 

[trevskoda]

Id say you are in the sh one t.

 

[The laird]

That's pretty sh#t Andy

 

[RoaminRog]

Knowing you two, I’d say that’s very romantic and she will love you forever…… but just take two steps back, in case I’m wrong! You may find the second use for the Rolling Pin!

 

[myvanwy]

Rolling pin? Is that still a thing?

 

[Robmac]

Is it Valentines Day?

Damn!!

 

[RichardHelen262]

Is it Valentines Day?

Damn!!

There’s always next year

 

[izwozral]

I took inspiration from a joke posted on here.

Not quite the flowers Izzy was hoping for.

 

[Pauljenny]

I bought Jenny the same as last year..
And got the same response.
.
After 57 years of wedded bliss.
She still hasn't worn out the first ironing board.

 

[izwozral]

I bought Jenny the same as last year..
And got the same response.
.
After 57 years of wedded bliss.
She still hasn't worn out the first ironing board.

I'm still waiting to consummate our marriage!

 

[RoaminRog]

I'm still waiting to consummate our marriage!

Dream on Ral, Dream on.

 

[Pauljenny]

Dream on Ral, Dream on.

Ral is very posh...
He once told me to consumate off..!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I'm still waiting to consummate our marriage!

May as well, everyone else has;

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Liz created this masterpiece for me yesterday.

 

[izwozral]

Liz created this masterpiece for me yesterday.

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I see you photo bombed the shot on the left hand side.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Aunt.