£33,000 stolen from MoHo

[n brown]

i'm beginning to wonder if leaving my box full of gold coins in a whelbarrow on the front lawn was a shrewd move . i suppose i better go and check some time .

 

[Robmac]

i'm beginning to wonder if leaving my box full of gold coins in a whelbarrow on the front lawn was a shrewd move . i suppose i better go and check some time .

Should be ok Nigel as only you know it's there.

 

[merl]

My old Dad always said Mr Roussos's knickers must have been too tight when he was singing

I always thought that high pitch was caused by wearing tight trousers and that's why he switched to wrearing dresses.

 

[n brown]

Should be ok Nigel as only you know it's there.

that's very reassuring Rob, maybe i'll check it tomorrow

 

[Drover]

Why would you have £33k in cash at home....just how many pay cash going to a campsite? Just saying.....
And nearly 6% interest at a bank,,,
Nothing dodgy going on is there.

 

[trevskoda]

Just like out chinese, cash only, how many dinners do you get out of a bag tatties, only 4 Mr taxman.

 

[Fazerloz]

Typical headstone price in the UK is under £1,400

And they look exactly like what they are, budget headstones. A decent Kerb Set is £5000

 

[n brown]

anyway , by the look of them ,they'll probably find the money in the porta potti and the bogroll in the microwave

 

[Lee]

i'm beginning to wonder if leaving my box full of gold coins in a whelbarrow on the front lawn was a shrewd move . i suppose i better go and check some time .

Nigel you only need to worry when the rainbow ends in your garden.

 

[Caz]

All sounds very iffy to me. How would the thieves know to look in the motorhome unless they'd told them? And if headstones are costing £14K now, I'm glad I've told my kids to cremate me.

 

[Boris7]

And if headstones are costing £14K now, I'm glad I've told my kids to cremate me.

Hope you set a few ground rules Caz, if not avoid family BBQ’s

 

[trevskoda]

All sounds very iffy to me. How would the thieves know to look in the motorhome unless they'd told them? And if headstones are costing £14K now, I'm glad I've told my kids to cremate me.

£450.00 here for a burnout.

 

[Annsman]

It's clearly not an insurance scam! There isn't a company on the planet would pay out a single penny for that tale!
" Say that again sir! You need to make a claim for a break in? How much has been stolen? 33K? And where was the cash when you were broken into? Was it in a security box, in a safe, bolted to the floor of a secure room in your home? No? It was in your motorhome under a seat? Goodbye. Next!"

 

[trevskoda]

Rob has the right idea, drink the lot and no one will take the p-ss.

 

[Wully]

Think the scam is in the fund raising like go fund me or something similar it’s becoming common give a hard up story and spread it on internet then watch all the saps donate.

 

[trevskoda]

I have been trying hard luck stories with you lot and not one of you have fallen for the bait.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

What do you expect with a shed bulging with hysterical motorcycles.

 

[RichardHelen262]

I have been trying hard luck stories with you lot and not one of you have fallen for the bait.

Did you not get the half packet of biscuits I sent you

 

[ricc]

So what if the banks paying 6 percent... Taxman will take 20 percent if the stache is declared as income. Difficult bit is finding things to spend it on that don't generate records that taxman can trace. Don't want to pass all of it over the bar.

 

[RichardHelen262]

So what if the banks paying 6 percent... Taxman will take 20 percent if the stache is declared as income. Difficult bit is finding things to spend it on that don't generate records that taxman can trace. Don't want to pass all of it over the bar.

Many years ago I had a friend that put a lot of the takings from his business in a safe in his house most of it not declared to the tax man, after several years he had an eye watering amount in undeclared money that he suddenly realised he couldn’t do anything with, apart from pee it up the wall.
In the end he went to the tax office and confessed, payed his dues and a large fine, but at least he had money he could spend.
In the end he ended up much better off as he could invest his money in property and land which made him much more than he could have ever made in fiddling the tax man