Me on the Motorhome Matt Podcast

[Wully]

Motorhomes are not natural things nothing is as easy as a house. In the house you turn the tap on water comes out by magic you have a Tom tit flush the wee handle it disappears flick the light switch it comes on. Motorhomes are only for the lunatics and oddballs of society myself included. We make problems that don’t exist sometimes just so we can have conversations with our fellow lunatics.

 

[Robmac]

I've decided to forget about it, buy a pie and get pissed instead.

Don't forget that you must destroy the van keys and send the ashes to Canada if you don't want to get charged with drunk in charge of a vehicle!

 

[barryd]

What kind of pie? Dont attempt to warm it up in the van microwave whilst on the drive and on EHU. Surely you know about the risks from cholesterol too? Just get pissed mate.....hold on.....isn't achohol pretty bad as well?

Yeah yeah. Ive had all the tests and Im doing great! I sussed it out you see. I asked ChatGPT about it and he/she says Pasties are better than Pork Pies and in moderation so I just had half a Cornish Pasty and apparently beer is way worse for cholesterol than Scotch and again, both in moderation so I have it sussed now. Im just having one Scotch and one beer. ChatGPT says great!!! I left out the bit that the Scotch is a 300ml tumbler and the beer is a 500ml Can of 9% Tramp lager but thats just minor details.

 

[korky]

Yeah yeah. Ive had all the tests and Im doing great! I sussed it out you see. I asked ChatGPT about it and he/she says Pasties are better than Pork Pies and in moderation so I just had half a Cornish Pasty and apparently beer is way worse for cholesterol than Scotch and again, both in moderation so I have it sussed now. Im just having one Scotch and one beer. ChatGPT says great!!! I left out the bit that the Scotch is a 300ml tumbler and the beer is a 500ml Can of 9% Tramp lager but thats just minor details.

Surely that should be, "One Scotch, one Bourbon, one Beer."

 

[barryd]

Surely that should be, "One Scotch, one Bourbon, one Beer."

Nah! Stuff that American garbage. Anyway that would be drinking to excess.