One for the fellahs!

MartianTom

Guest
I thought my solution to 'up and down the ladder 3 times a night in the dark' was probably common knowledge - until I spoke to a few motorhomers while I was away, and they said they'd never thought of it before!

Take one empty 3 or 5 litre mineral water bottle - one with a plastic carrying handle. Attach a bungee to the handle. Attach the other end of the bungee to the top rung of the ladder. Instant haul-up pee-pot! Only good for Number Ones, though!

Sorry, ladies... it's not much good for you, I'm afraid! Perhaps it's better than the old man clambering over you to get to the ladder, though.:lol-061:

PS Before anyone says "Easier still.... just don't drink anything for 3 hours before going to bed" - sorry, that ain't gonna work for me!
 
Last edited:
bit of guttering on the wall,straight to the sink,what's wrong with that?
 
One of those "she-wees" taped onto the bottle would work for the ladies, and also give us men more to aim at...
 
Reminds me of reading Spike Milligans book about his time in the desert. One chap used a push bike inner tube from inside his sleeping bag to avoid going out side in the bitter cold. Of course the others chap simply tied a knot in the other end :)

Paul H
 
MartianTom said:
I thought my solution to 'up and down the ladder 3 times a night in the dark' was probably common knowledge - until I spoke to a few motorhomers while I was away, and they said they'd never thought of it before!

Take one empty 3 or 5 litre mineral water bottle - one with a plastic carrying handle. Attach a bungee to the handle. Attach the other end of the bungee to the top rung of the ladder. Instant haul-up pee-pot! Only good for Number Ones, though!

Sorry, ladies... it's not much good for you, I'm afraid! Perhaps it's better than the old man clambering over you to get to the ladder, though.:lol-061:

PS Before anyone says "Easier still.... just don't drink anything for 3 hours before going to bed" - sorry, that ain't gonna work for me!
Click to expand...

Tried both three and five litre but the necks are too small. Best I've found yet is a piss a phone. Bit like the army desert rose only with a length of hose instead of a drain pipe. Put end of hose out of window and ram a funnell in other end. done.
 
donkey too said:
Tried both three and five litre but the necks are too small. Best I've found yet is a piss a phone. Bit like the army desert rose only with a length of hose instead of a drain pipe. Put end of hose out of window and ram a funnell in other end. done.
Click to expand...

:yeahthat: But have you got to use it while you're driving? I thought it was spray from your windscreen washers:lol-061: Can it be fitted with a hands free kit to comply with the law?

John
 
donkey too said:
Tried both three and five litre but the necks are too small. Best I've found yet is a piss a phone. Bit like the army desert rose only with a length of hose instead of a drain pipe. Put end of hose out of window and ram a funnell in other end. done.
Click to expand...

Stop boasting! Are you hung like a donkey, too?!

The neck on my 5 litre bottle is nearly 2 inches wide. It's an Aqua Pura bottle. And the aqua very definitely isn't very pura next morning...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who viewed this discussion (Total:0)

Back
Top