-6 Habitation door Froozen Shut !!!

[Snapster]

Looked out of the window and saw the car frozen over, so, got my phone out and pressed the Autostart and interior heater buttons to get the car warmed up before we went out.



Then, I woke up and went outside with an old credit card to scrape the windows clear....

 

[Martin P]

Heating in a workshop?
You're all fur coat and no knickers

 

[Tonybvi]

Looked out of the window and saw the car frozen over, so, got my phone out and pressed the Autostart and interior heater buttons to get the car warmed up before we went out.



Then, I woke up and went outside with an old credit card to scrape the windows clear....

I’m really lucky that I can actually do that with my car. Best of all on a really cold day is that the steering wheel heater comes on as well so everything is cosy when I get in. Ideal for me as I suffer from Raynaud’s disease which affects blood circulation in my hands on cold days.

 

[Snapster]

I ought to put the car in the garage. It’s partially heated, but if I did, I fear I would be getting too soft....

 

[Tezza33]

My mind instantly went to the female members here squatting in the bonnet trying to pee on the wipers!

My mind goes to that same thought regularly even in the summer

 

[Bouydog]

I’m really lucky that I can actually do that with my car. Best of all on a really cold day is that the steering wheel heater comes on as well so everything is cosy when I get in. Ideal for me as I suffer from Raynaud’s disease which affects blood circulation in my hands on cold days.

I had a Dodge Ram pickup about 15 years ago that came from Canada had a remote start on the key fob, I owned it for 6 to 12 months before realising what that button did........doh.

 

[REC]

My mind goes to that same thought regularly even in the summer

BEHAVE!!

 

[Lee]

TMI - I don't think we need to hear about your bedroom practices, Gordon

Or are these your tips to Ral for his unfortunate butt hole?

Marie if you consider Gordon's reply he obviously had tried vasaline or something similar before he found the talc solved the staining problem.
We can all thank him for his extensive trials to solve the problem that must have put Fi's clothes washing under strain in the past.

 

[Scotia]

Heating in a workshop?
You're all fur coat and no knickers

Feel free to abuse yourself however you wish.

 

[yorkslass]

My mind instantly went to the female members here squatting in the bonnet trying to pee on the wipers!

Only thing I could reach to defrost if i squatted, would be the tyre valves.......vertically challenged or if your from Yorkshire short a'sed.

 

[Tonybvi]

Screen shots from the app on my phone for the car - what a dream if the motorhome had similar. Summon brings the car to the front door for me!!

 

[trevskoda]

What a load of big softies, heated cars/seats etc, next you will be wanting warm tea and food.

 

[mjvw]

-4 degrees this morning car door frozen, 15min to de-ice, black ice all the way to work .Saw 3 wreck cars along the way in various places and still some drivers in lane 2 doing ridiculous speeds. Was please to get to work without been taken out.

 

[Wully]

Hairdryer.

 

[trevskoda]

Kettle or jug of look warm water works well.

 

[REC]

Kettle or jug of look warm water works well.

Now, there's an idea! I could pee into a jug!

 

[Red Dwarf]

Don’t all motorhomes pee in a jug?

 

[Red Dwarf]

Motorhomers! Bloody corrective keyboard!

 

[trevskoda]

Now, there's an idea! I could pee into a jug!

Dont leave it sitting around or someone may think it tea, someone i know did this by accident with chainsaw oil in a Lucozade bottle.

 

[REC]

Dont leave it sitting around or someone may think it tea, someone i know did this by accident with chainsaw oil in a Lucozade bottle.

If your pee is the colour of tea, you need to take more water! Mine might be mistaken for Lemon squash maybe!