Your my wife now Dave

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Just rolled up at a location to find 3 ponies, 2 traveller caravans and white vans and a horse box, complete with travellers sat round a fire on the grass verge! My son looked at me and said "Your my wife now Dave!". HILARIOUS! If you've never seen League of Gentleman you won't get this.
 
Seen em all, love em all, the vet ones the best, when he puts the wrong dog down, :lol-053:, funny thing is with them, they are all based on real people, :scared:
 
a few years ago i was stewarding a scooter rally in newburgh,aberdeenshire outside a pub with camping at the back, (not a POI).

was there with a mate who both liked L.O.G.

When this merc pulls up guy gets out ans says ARE U LOCAL,,,we both folded with laughter guy thought we were nuts and left :)
 
Last year, i was in the Highlands, i went into a smokery, just browsing around, as ya do, the shop assistant said "can i help you at all" i started to smirk straight away, she said, " this is a shop with local produce" so i replied, "for local people?, there's nothing in here from me" she didn't laugh, she just glared at me, my mates were in stitches lol
 
kimbowbill said:
Last year, i was in the Highlands, i went into a smokery, just browsing around, as ya do, the shop assistant said "can i help you at all" i started to smirk straight away, she said, " this is a shop with local produce" so i replied, "for local people?, there's nothing in here from me" she didn't laugh, she just glared at me, my mates were in stitches lol
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You got mates have you kimbo?

Sounds like you were lucky not to get locked up.
 
The LOG

It is really nice to know that others use lines from The LOG which no one else seems to understand.
Last year I was at a meeting in a private house to which several MEP's and MP's were present.
One of the MEP's enquired quite Loudly "where is the bog" I replied, "we have a downstairs toilet through which we do not pass solids"
The whole place went silent you could have heard a pin drop.
No one laughed.
I went into the kitchen and helped myself to a large glass of wine and did not stop laughing for at least 10 minutes.
 
Felix said:
It is really nice to know that others use lines from The LOG which no one else seems to understand.
Last year I was at a meeting in a private house to which several MEP's and MP's were present.
One of the MEP's enquired quite Loudly "where is the bog" I replied, "we have a downstairs toilet through which we do not pass solids"
The whole place went silent you could have heard a pin drop.
No one laughed.
I went into the kitchen and helped myself to a large glass of wine and did not stop laughing for at least 10 minutes.
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"Seaman is such a persistent stain you know" :lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:
 
i was fishing the shark tag meet last november at loch sunart in november,
we catch and tag spurdogs and rays and skate,anyhoo,

we were told not to tie the boats up to the creel bhoys,


later that day a creelboat comes along side m8s boat,and says im looking for a bhoy.

from the other side of the boat came,,

POOFTER EH

You could have battered a stone of haddock with the look we got..:)
 
cant believe this

yesterday i was at a new client's house, they have 3 toilets on 3 levels, i was on the second level when i asked if i could use the toilet, she said "can you use the first floor one to pass solids only" :scared: i only wanted a pee but it made me giggle, i asked if she watched LOG she looked at me gone out, made me giggle all day
 
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