vanmandan
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it's true.....
so I'm parked up at my usual spot at Loch Lomond....along from Duck Bay, Sunday morning.
the weather is foul & the place is quiet,... I'm deep in a long forgotten John Buchan novel.
I look up to see a motorhome rental van pull up about 25 yards in front of me......
more bloody amatuers.... I think cynicaly & get back to my Kindle.
10 minutes later...I get a knock on the door......looking through the door window I see
2 very atractive young ladies.
"can I help you ".....
please....we have no fire....help please !!! we smell gas but no fire.
they had just arrived in Scotland the night before.....had never been in campervan before.
now I'm disabled from a stroke 10 years ago & can barely walk the legnth of my van,
however I hobbled along to their van.......
one gal spoke English about as good as my 2nd year French...i.e. not much.
she opened the door & said entree......
I £$%^ ye not.....there were 3 even more gorgeous babes inside !!!
i looked at the cooker....pushed in the knob .... hit the spark button .... & bingo ....le flame !!!
squeals of French girlies...apparantly I am le bon capitaine !!!
gave them this address & told them if they had more problems to quote my name & help would come.
so if some French girls asks for help....I hope some of you young bucks are near at hand.
these girls were totally enchanting....hope you might be their young chevaliere.
ps. just had Oor Wullie in for a jar....oh how we laughed !!!
so I'm parked up at my usual spot at Loch Lomond....along from Duck Bay, Sunday morning.
the weather is foul & the place is quiet,... I'm deep in a long forgotten John Buchan novel.
I look up to see a motorhome rental van pull up about 25 yards in front of me......
more bloody amatuers.... I think cynicaly & get back to my Kindle.
10 minutes later...I get a knock on the door......looking through the door window I see
2 very atractive young ladies.
"can I help you ".....
please....we have no fire....help please !!! we smell gas but no fire.
they had just arrived in Scotland the night before.....had never been in campervan before.
now I'm disabled from a stroke 10 years ago & can barely walk the legnth of my van,
however I hobbled along to their van.......
one gal spoke English about as good as my 2nd year French...i.e. not much.
she opened the door & said entree......
I £$%^ ye not.....there were 3 even more gorgeous babes inside !!!
i looked at the cooker....pushed in the knob .... hit the spark button .... & bingo ....le flame !!!
squeals of French girlies...apparantly I am le bon capitaine !!!
gave them this address & told them if they had more problems to quote my name & help would come.
so if some French girls asks for help....I hope some of you young bucks are near at hand.
these girls were totally enchanting....hope you might be their young chevaliere.
ps. just had Oor Wullie in for a jar....oh how we laughed !!!
