You know you're old when...

[Deleted member 8180]

 

[Pollik]

When policeman look younger than your grandchildren.

 

[ourglenard]

...You need to take the Monday off after a W/E away!!!

 

[bigpieeater]

You know you are old when your threads get taken off wildcamping because you remember the good old days and try and point out what is wrong today!!

 

[kimbowbill]

the old days

Remember when getting high was swinging on the playground,
When protection meant wearing a helmet,
Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero,
Your worst enemies were your siblings,
Race issues were about who won the fastest race,
The only drug you knew was cough medicine.
The only thing that hurt you was skinned knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

And we just couldn’t wait to grow up

 

[novice1968]

i look in a mirror and it always reminds me that i am old

 

[David & Ann]

When you have to renew your driving licence at 70 after having it for 55 years.☺☺

 

[oldish hippy]

you know your old when the kids ask whats a tanner and you say half a shilling not someone who work with leather
and when the kids ask how do u use a phone box

 

[kell]

Your barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed!

 

[Rsykes103]

Your mrs spikes you with Viagra......

Just to stop you peeing on your slippers

 

[Randonneur]

Your grand kids say, "have you heard the latest pop song" and you say :-

Yes I remember dancing to it the first time round!!

 

[Deleted member 3802]

when it takes all night to do what you did all night :dnd:

 

[kimbowbill]

when your grandaughter grabs the skin on your neck and says 'nanny, you look like a turkey' lol,

 

[Randonneur]

when it takes all night to do what you did all night :dnd:

But now you appreciate the quality more than the quantity.

 

[Apache Two]

You know when you are getting old and things and turning rotten.
When hair starts falling out your head and growing out your bottom...fftopic:

 

[Deleted member 3802]

when any thing you do is took the wrong way?
Today i felt in a good mood so i ran some nice hot soapy water for our lass putting a bit of cold in so it wasn't to hot and then frothed up the bubbles :scared: i even put the plates and dishes in for her and she still moaned !! women hee never grateful:lol-053:

 

[Douzeper]

When you can't get out of a bean bag.

 

[Teffy]

When you can't get out of a bean bag.

I couldn't even get onto one.

 

[n brown]

when you have to get up in the night for a wee and forget why you got up,go back to bed and then have to get up cos you're busting,then you sit down for it because it's just easier and there's a chance you might hit what you're aiming at.then you wake up wondering where you are and why the sofa's wet

 

[John H]

they don't even bother to ask to see your bus pass anymore :sad: