You Cant Win with blondes

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts at him.

"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your blonde jokes. What makes you think you can make fun of women that way? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor. It's about time that......"


Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bugger on your knee!"
 

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