What funny things does your dog/s do?

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My very large bullmastiff, Henry, aka cheese, is so funny, he does lots of funny things, but what always makes me giggle is after he has had his tea, he has a good ol drink, strutts into the room sits on the sofa, lifts his head up and burps, then trumps, lol, its just like having my ex hubby back home lol, lol, lol,
 
My dog Eddie has a lot of Naughty habbits but one thing that makes me smile is when either my husband or I go into the bathroom, he pushes the door open comes in, walkes around the room then goes out? I think he's checking we havn't escaped down the loo?:confused: :D
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one thing he does which i just love, is when he is due a bath, he watches me get the towels and as soon as I go in his draw to get the shampoo out, he walks into the bathroom and climbs in the shower cubical, all without being told to :heart: He just know's it's comning and there's nothing he can do but comply! :lol-053:
 
When I take my dog, Pepper, to the vets, she immediately gets onto the weighing machine and sits there waiting to be weighed. Trouble is, we then have to tell her to get off because the vet needs to switch the machine on first!
 
Our dog goes through a daily ritual with her food, she brings a piece to you drops it at our feet and then growls and we have to try and get it before her, she always wins and she does this about 6 times before she eats.

She won't eat dog meat at any price.

John.
 
My nieces cat was a bit perculiar, she loved sitting on peoples laps ALL the time, she was always trying to coax me in the kitchen to watch her back while she ate and best of all if you were asleep and she wanted you she pushed your nose to wake you up and as soon as you opened your eyes she would be staring at you from about 4" away.
 
My late Weimeraner Sapphire would refuse to eat a cheese sandwich until it had mayonaisse put on it! My Boxer Ruby eats anything vaguely edible!
 
Mother-in-laws dog Lady behaves perfectly for my husband, she walks to heel and stops at the kerb and comes when she is called. But when mother-in-law is around the dog turns into Tommy nutter, it wont do a thing she`s told.
So dog is now known as Tommy nutter and mother-in-law is Nanny nutter. :rolleyes2:
 
My very large bullmastiff, Henry, aka cheese, is so funny, he does lots of funny things, but what always makes me giggle is after he has had his tea, he has a good ol drink, strutts into the room sits on the sofa, lifts his head up and burps, then trumps, lol, its just like having my ex hubby back home lol, lol, lol,

Ditto with Rigg the pig - as soon as he's finished his dinner, he comes to find me and burps right in my face if I'm sitting down, as if to say Thank you.

My dog Eddie has a lot of Naughty habbits but one thing that makes me smile is when either my husband or I go into the bathroom, he pushes the door open comes in, walkes around the room then goes out? I think he's checking we havn't escaped down the loo?:confused: :D

Ditto with RTP when I'm in the bath. With regards to on the loo, as soon as Miss Tibby Tabby hears me, she scoots upstairs to sit on my knee, and refuses to get down, digging her claws in my bare thighs. Damn cat. :mad2:

When I take my dog, Pepper, to the vets, she immediately gets onto the weighing machine and sits there waiting to be weighed. Trouble is, we then have to tell her to get off because the vet needs to switch the machine on first!

Ditto with RTP, he loves the vets and would go straight into the consulting room if possible. Afterwards, whilst I'm paying, he gets up on hind legs at reception waiting for his treat. Little does he know that me and the vet have a cunning plan... we have now substituted treats for his worming tablets :raofl:

our cat pins the dog down and cleans her ears for her
Ditto. Miss Tibby is definitely in charge in our house. She sits on Rigg's head in his bed and cleans his muzzle and eyes, with her claws going in and out on his nose, you can see RTP wincing but he never objects, he just puts up with it.


And when wicked Miss Tibby is up on the kitchen bench (which she knows she's not allowed to do as she scarpers as soon as I go in the kitchen) trying to get the lid off the margarine tub (she loves margarine) or knock it on the floor so the lid comes off, RTP comes and sits in front of me in the living room, just staring at me - his way of telling tales and getting his own back.

RTP also has a "thing" about black bumbags, as a result of dog training classes (now 6 years ago) - he has never forgotten that black bumbags contain dog treats, and so just on the off chance, if he ever sees anyone with a black bumbag worn at the front, he will go and sit beautifully in front of them, with one paw up waiting for a treat. Unfortunately, it's usually dog owners who wear black bumbags at the front, and so often the bumbag does contain a treat and so the behaviour is rewarded and reinforced.... he's not so daft as he likes to sometimes make out...
 
we had a jack russell who would stick her head below a book or newspaper and flick it out of the way to stop you reading.
 
Alfred, our 8 yr old Shih-tzu, will gruff at you in the living room until you follow him into the kitchen where he will demonstrate how empty his water bowl is by pat-ing the bottom of the bowl with his paw while looking directly at you! If he was bigger he'd have the option of the toilet I guess :tongue: lol

His other little gem is he gets really upset/offended if you poke your tongue out at him! He'll bark, gruff, growl and has been known to leave the room completely... We have no idea why but he has always done this!

Most worryingly - he does not let me and my wife share even the shortest of kisses! He will do anything to split us up. Worse still - if he makes it onto our bed at night he will always lay in between us thus earning him his nick-name of 'Contraception-Dog'.
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Wouldn't be without him though!
 
Alfred, our 8 yr old Shih-tzu, will gruff at you in the living room until you follow him into the kitchen where he will demonstrate how empty his water bowl is by pat-ing the bottom of the bowl with his paw while looking directly at you! If he was bigger he'd have the option of the toilet I guess :tongue: lol

His other little gem is he gets really upset/offended if you poke your tongue out at him! He'll bark, gruff, growl and has been known to leave the room completely... We have no idea why but he has always done this!

Most worryingly - he does not let me and my wife share even the shortest of kisses! He will do anything to split us up. Worse still - if he makes it onto our bed at night he will always lay in between us thus earning him his nick-name of 'Contraception-Dog'.
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Wouldn't be without him though!

He's lovely, they funny arnt they, you'll have to get him a female so you can :shag: lol

Jen
 
I was teasing and annoying my dog last night (as you do). This morning I got upto find that she has lay on the Sky remote and now we have no sound and cannot rectify it, she has also destroyed the doormat. She looks really pleased with herself!
 

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