Nolly
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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> Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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> Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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> Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
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> EVER WONDER .
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> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while
Regards Nolly.