The VANS prayer.

[tresrikay]

Our camper which art in Devon, Allowed be be its pitch. Thy pitch is fun, mine will be soon. On earth or on Hardstanding. Give us this day a place to camp. Or give us a win, at the bookies or pools. Forgive our road rage,as we forgive (gulp) those boy racers that rage against us . Lead us not into tent nation. Deliver us an A class, for mine's thrown a king pin, the power loss is lousy, for ever asking, A new van.

 

[Belgian]

Amen, prayer#2

....
Wilder full of grace
The Law is against thee
Blessed art thou among campers
And blessed is the cheap petrol pump
For thou hast us keep on driving
The deliverer of our desires

 

[wildman]

Don't you just love it.

 

[tresrikay]

Our camper which art in Devon, Allowed be be its pitch. Thy pitch is fun, mine will be soon. On earth or on Hardstanding. Give us this day a place to camp. Or give us a win, at the bookies or pools. Forgive our road rage,as we forgive (gulp) those boy racers that rage against us . Lead us not into tent nation. Deliver us an A class, for mine's thrown a king pin, the power loss is lousy, for ever asking, A new van.

Hope I didn't upset anyone, just a bit of fun.....